Kaufman walks into a bar... (tribute to kk)

Author: umfumdisi

Date: April 29, 2005

by umfumdisi
4-29-05
TAKE ONE:
Seltzer? I hardly even know her!
TAKE TWO:
What do you mean, "No pets?" How, then, are you going to make me a Gin and Cat-a-Tonic?
TAKE THREE:
Hey, baby, did you know there are 38 bottles of booze on that wall?
Did you know that Rain Man never got laid, either?