CC 307: Smooth As Buddha

Author: umfumdisi

Date: December 14, 2005

by umfumdisi
12-14-05
Sorry I didn't get you anything for Christmas.
I don't need anything; I'm a buddhist.
*Rub, Rub, Rub*
Please stop rubbing my belly. I'm a buddhist, not the Buddha.
Then can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas?
As long as you don't mind me coming down your "chimney."