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| Alright slobs, listen up! 3Q profits were shit. Morale is lower than Vern Shroyer's nuts. And if I miss my bonus, I'll have to sell another kidney. | |
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| After watching Glengarry Glen Ross 15 times this weekend, I decided to bring in a motivational speaker. He gets $500 an hour, so pay attention! | |
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| That's right, bitches, I'm Bacon, man. Did I run away from Sizzle-Lean? Hell no, I kicked him in the nuts and slept with his wife!! And I'll do the same to you! Blooga-blarga, bing-bong. NO SPATULAS!! | |
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