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by unbeliever
6-04-04
Jesus gets Arrested, Day 1
Sir there is no parking in the red zone.
wtf?
Sir just come down off that cross, those are for minorities only.
Hello, I'm a god damned JEW!
That's it wise guy, you're coming with me.
I died for this asshole?

 

by unbeliever
6-04-04
Skippy Visits Hell.
WTF mate?
Gluttony
. . .
And a few too many Ho's.
Pimp.

 

by unbeliever
6-04-04
Horny Granny looks for love.
Would you like a personalised tour sweet thang?
Sir just come down off that cross, those are for minorities only.
Can we just fuck now? It's almost time for Matlock.
Score!

 

by unbeliever
6-04-04
Fuck this and fuck that
fuck this comic shit
i agree, not being able to edit without paying blows goatse.cx
Mozilla auto-fill
word, fuck the man.
up the ass with a rusty shovel my friend.
Godless corporate capitalist pigs!
don't forget to spin it nice and good.
anal blood is suprisingly tasty!

 

by unbeliever
6-05-04
Skippy Visits Hell - Day 2
So what's your excuse?
pocket pool. . .
Umm. . . That's all?
Well. . .
! ! !
I raped a clown and burned down the Red Star Circus.

 

by unbeliever
6-05-04
Skippy Visits Hell - Day 2 cont'd
You murdering bastard! You killed my friends!
Well yeah.
SKIPPY ANGRY. SKIPPY KILL BAD BAD MAN!!!
eep!
Oh my!

 

by unbeliever
6-05-04
Skippy Visits Hell - Day 2 cont'd
Look, circus freak, you're gonna have to leave.
Woof Woof, woof Woof bark!
I speak Dog you asshole. . . And fuck your mother's ass too.

 

by unbeliever
6-06-04
Showdown with the Devil.
You know, you seem *really* familiar.
Eeep!
By the power of Satan, reveal yourself!
Curses!
Apollyon, is that you? I thought you were retired?

 

by unbeliever
6-06-04
Showdown with the Devil cont'd.
I *was* retired and slumming in the Red Star Circus. Until it was burned down.
Bummer.
Your meddling ass will be ground beneath my boots!
You're not wearing any boots. Asshole.

 

by unbeliever
6-06-04
FIGHT! Round One.
You shall feel the wrath of The Destroyer!
Take this, you foul loathsome beast!
Hey guys, this may take awhile.
Yeah, you gentle readers can go play outside or something if you want.

 

by unbeliever
6-06-04
FIGHT! Round Two - 10 years later.
Time for a new tactic.
Wha, what's this?
*sings* And AAAAAIIII EEEE AAAIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOVVEEE YOUUUUU!
Nooooo! Not that! Anything but Celine!
Taste grammy award winning garbage you rat bastard!
Grrraaaghhhh. . .

 

by unbeliever
6-06-04
Victory!
Well I guess I'm the new Prince of Hell. Again.
Oooh yeah, I'd tap that ass.
Lassie! Here girl!

 

by unbeliever
6-06-04
Cybersex for the Masses. . .
A/S/L?
13, Female, Russia
You sound sexy! Do you want a spicey sausage up your pooper?
Well. . .
. . .Okay but go slow, I'm a virgin.
*I poke you in your dirty brown-eye with my throbbing beefstick.*

 

by unbeliever
6-07-04
Pokey and Buster out on the Range
Please! Please! Please?
No!
3 hours later. . .
Puhhhh-LEEEAAASEEEEE!!!
*sigh* Okay okay okay, damn you.
Back at Buster's House
Can I wear the saddle this time?
Sicko.

 

by unbeliever
6-07-04
So how do you fit into the whole Christian religious framework? I thought you were a pagan myth.
I was, but then the Romans stole me and many other pagan holidays, beliefs and what have you in order to make Christianity more palatable for the people they conquered.. I mean visited.
So, Christianity has borrowed holidays and beliefs from other cultures, religions and faiths?
Yep, the Catholic church pretty much took what it liked from the pagans, who were just any non-Christians, usually in rural locations, and then declared everything else as Evil.
What about now a days?
Now I am a corporate wage-slave to crass commercialism. God and faith are secondary to the mighty machine of capitalism. Product Consumption is the new opiate.

 

by unbeliever
6-07-04
Do you like anal prob.. I mean sex?
Oh yes, it's my favourite thing. Please put your manrod deep in me!
*Slides his giant earth-man penis into your rectal cavity*
wtf are you like a doctor or something?
No. I'm just your average everyday joe-earthling. I like beer, monster trucks and anal sex.
Oh okay. . . I feel your massive johnson slide into my virgin fart tube.

 

by unbeliever
6-07-04
Man they were right, earth girls ARE easy. . .
Hello? Are we still doing the anal?
Yes yes, you love it don't you bitch?
Oh baby yes! Oh shoot I have to go, I have company coming over. . .
Time to fill some choir boys with the spirit of the Lord.
Hello?

 

by unbeliever
6-09-04
We are gathered here today to honor a great champion of our cause. He was taken unjustly before he could further our end.
Although his most staunch allies turned against what he stood for and have already begun to subvert his work, his legacy will live on. Few of us have done so much as this man.
R.I.P. Ronald Reagan!

 

by unbeliever
6-10-04
We have gathered here today to honor a fallen hero, a man has brought great happiness and joy to millions of people.
He truly was a force of creative good in the world below. He will be missed.
RIP, Ray Charles

 

by unbeliever
6-16-04
Hey man, what are you doing?
I've decided to start breeding animals for fun and profit. Also to kill and eat my enemies.
Cool! Whatcha breeding? Sea monkeys?
Not exactly.
So what then?
Lions.

 

by unbeliever
6-22-04
Hiibel v. Sixth Judicial District Court of Nevada
This guy sure looks suspicious...
Peace to all mankind!
Okay pal, lets see some ID.
My name is Moonflower Soulbeam.
Drat! Now I can't arrest him!

 

by unbeliever
6-22-04
Hollywood Glamour
Whoa shit, a skeleton!
Ack where?
You, dumbass!
You mean I'm not sexy like this?
Wait are you one of the olsen twins?
*sobs* Nobody can ever tell us apart. I hate you.

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