All comics by uncountednose

 

by uncountednose
4-08-07
BEWARE!!!! I AM THE HAIRBRINGER!!!!
UMMM........... YOU DON'T APPEAR TO HAVE THAT MUCH HAIR
NO!!!!!! I AM A GREEK HAIRBRINGER.
I DIDN'T KNOW THE GREEKS HAD TOUPEE SALESMEN
SO I LOOKED THAT UP DRUIDEATER THE HARBINGER WAS A STAR WARS UNIT
THATS WHAT I MEANT YOU STUPID AMERICAN CAN'T YOU SEE PAST YOUR OWN NOSE!!!

 

by uncountednose
4-09-07
ASTAX2 PLEASE DON'T LEAVE!!
I'M SORRY BUT THERE IS NOTHING HERE FOR ME ANYMORE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I COULD HAVE TOTALLY TAKEN HIM
YEAH ME TO

 

by uncountednose
4-11-07
7:00 AM
Hey Daddy will you play with me before i go to school?
Not right now, when you get back from school.
3:00 PM
Can we play now?
In a little while.
8:00 PM
Could you tuck me into bed?
Maybe i play Space Civ to much...

 

by uncountednose
4-11-07
Master, the enemies fleet is in range.
Attack!!!!
Their ships will be mine!
Master, the enemies fleet has split up we only got 2 ships.
Someone using a loophole other than me? Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by uncountednose
4-12-07
Hey, i saw your signature. Violence is never the answer!
Oh, really?
Problem seems solved from my end

 

by uncountednose
4-12-07
Hey, i saw your signature. Violence is never the answer!
Oh, really?
Problem seems solved from my end

 

by uncountednose
4-12-07
Why so glum?
My wife is really pissed off that i don't spend more time with her. She says i play SpaceCiv to much.
Man, thats to bad.
Yeah, she say if i don't get better she's gonna leave and take the kid.
Wow!
Yeah. It was an easy decision until she threw the kid into the mix. Guess i have to play less.

 

by uncountednose
4-12-07
How's it been going lately?
Not to good my wife almost caught me playing SpaceCiv. Fortunately I was able to come up with an excuse for being on the computer.
What did you tell her?
I told her I was looking at the casual encounters section of craigs-list.
Quick thinking!
It was close though she almost didn't believe me until I took a picture of my penis.

 

by uncountednose
4-12-07
Well, we got divorced.
Thats to bad.
Yeah, she got the house, car, kid, and I have to pay her 60% of my check.
Ouch!
Yeah, but i got the computer and the internet connection so it worked out pretty well.

 

by uncountednose
4-12-07
So I heard that Erwin was going to get rid of all the unfairness between being online and not being online.
Yeah, I think his solution is kinda drastic though.
Whats the solution?
Well you can't move any ships which means you can't colonize, explore, etc...
How does someone win?
I'm not sure but I am sure its really fair.

 

by uncountednose
4-12-07
My job and sleep are really getting in the way of playing SpaceCiv.
Thats to bad.
I already fixed the problem. I am quitting my job and become a meth head.
I doesn't seem like you really thought this out.
Nah, its perfect. I was going to start tricking myself out and robbing little old ladies to pay the bills.
Little freelance work, huh?

 

by uncountednose
4-12-07
My son!
Jesus?
You must mend your wicked ways. This game you play is consuming your soul!
OK
Sucker
Totally

 

by uncountednose
4-12-07
I think you should think about where this path your taking you is going to lead in 20 years.
20 Years in the future...
Your not making very much money anymore as a prostitute. I am thinking about selling your body parts for money
Works for me
I don't see the problem. Have you actually played SpaceCiv?
After watching you?

 

by uncountednose
4-13-07
hay thare boddy watsup
What did you say? I can't understand you due to your poor spelling.
spalling corektly is so lasst sinturey
How do you plan to get a job if you look like an idiot on paper?
spelchek duh
If technology progresses any further we may forget how to breath on our own.

 

by uncountednose
4-13-07
If you give me your soul i will let you play SpaceCiv for all eternity!
Sweet, I'm in.
Just me a computer and all eternity. What the hell, why am i so far in the lead?
Only inactives!! Noooooo!!!!!!!!!

 

by uncountednose
4-14-07
Come inside the house you nappy-headed ho!
Yes, mama.
Hey, you nappy-headed ho! Wanna go out?
No thank-you.
Look at those nappy-headed ho's from rutgers kickin ass!!
Sir, we have no tolerance for rascist statements around here!

 

by uncountednose
4-14-07
Mr. Imus. I am here to kill you.
What!!! I said i was sorry for saying those things!!!
I dont want to kill you for that, that has been overblown by a bunch of race sensitive hypocrites!
Then why do you want to kill me?
For all those years of really shitty radio. Don't worry I'm killing Stern as soon as your dead. I'm sure he'll make a penis joke before he dies.
FUCK!!!!

 

by uncountednose
4-14-07
What's up, my nigger?
Hey! You can't say that, it rascist!
But you say it all the time. Why can't I?
You can't say it because your white ancestors oppressed my black ancestors. In fact white people oppress black people to this day.
To be continued...
But I never oppressed anyone and I thought we were friends.
We are friends, but you are not allowed to say nigger because of the oppression done by other white people.

 

by uncountednose
4-14-07
My great-grandfather was black does that make it ok?
No. It doesn't matter because you don't look black.
If i was darker i could call you nigger.
That would depend on how dark you were.
To be continued...
So the darker you are the more you can say nigger?
Umm...

 

by uncountednose
4-14-07
I was actually born in Russia, to my knowledge the Russians have never oppressed black people. How about now?
No, because you look white.
So I cant say nigger because of things people I have no relation to did?
Exactly, now your getting it.
To be continued...
But you can call me cracker........ Peckerwood........ White devil........ Honkee........ Redneck........ Whitey........
Yes.............. Sure...................... Oh yeah............. Definitely......... Without a doubt.... Of course......

 

by uncountednose
4-14-07
How about if I am singing along with a rap song?
On one condition.
Which is?
When the word nigger comes up you have to kinda mumble instead of actually saying nigger.
To be continued...
What?!
Hey, it used to be a no. But since the only reason for rap musics current success is white people we compromised.

 

by uncountednose
4-14-07
Well, can i call you jungle bunny? Porch monkey? Mandingo?? Darkie? Spade?
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No&No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excuse me. I have a black child, can i call him a little nigger?
To be continued...
Only if there aren't any other black people around.
Thats what I thought but i lost my manual.

 

by uncountednose
4-14-07
If the word nigger is so offensive why do you use it so often?
Because it part of my culture.
To be continued...
That makes no sense.
Yes it does.

 

by uncountednose
4-14-07
So to recap... I am not able to call you nigger because of what other white people have done, essentially holding me responsible for the actions of other white people?
Basically.
In that case just the other day a black person stole my wallet. How much money do you have on you?
Thats not the same.
Fin
I am so confused.
Wait 'til I tell you the logic behind reparations

 

by uncountednose
12-23-07
So first I asked Erwin...
Is Gedrin the same person as Astax2?
Uhh.... This todo list is really long, no time to talk. Sorry!
While I felt a little put off I decided that I would not be so easily dissuaded. So I asked Gedrin...
Are you Astax2?
On some level aren't we all the same person?
While I felt enlightened on a metaphysical level by Gedrin's answer I was still not satisfied. So I went to Astax2. You be the judge....
Are you Gedrin?
Everyone is always trying to nerf me!!!

 

by uncountednose
12-23-07
The question of three hour galaxies comes up...
I don't like them
Some people may like to play them
I don't like them
Well it won't effect you and it may make some other people happy
After hours of thoughtful debate...
I don't like them
I didn't think of that. Touche.

 

by uncountednose
1-15-08
You might be the stupidest person I have ever seen...
!?!?!?!?!
Your face resembles the posterior of a baboon with anal warts and you smell like a trash can full of rotting fish.
This is the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me. I think that I will kill this person.
No offense.
Oh... No offense. well then thats ok.

 

by uncountednose
1-16-08
Wow, how many bodies have we found so far?
27
You just never know when someone is going to snap these days.
What do you mean, his co-workers insulted him constantly and treated him like a second class citizen.
Yeah, but they prefaced all their statements with "no offense"
Thats true... It just doesn't make any sense when you take that into account.

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