All comics by unmarkedreel

 

by unmarkedreel
4-07-08
From Thailand...
Are Buddhists the ones who hijack airplanes?
I'm gunna kill that bitch.
...What?
Let's go get an icy.

 

by unmarkedreel
4-08-08
[ Notecarder by Luke Renner ]
I think it's a little ironic that Moktada al-Sadr was going to hold an anti-American protest in Bahgdad. I mean, had we not gone to Iraq in the 1st place, he wouldn't have had the ability to protest!
Totally.
This is further ironic because it had to be canceled to do recent violence in the region -- which raises the point that if it wen't for us, countless Iraqi's would still be alive.
Yep.
Do you even have an opinion about all this?
I like John Stewart better.

 

by unmarkedreel
4-08-08
[ Notecarder by Luke Renner ]
I think it's a little ironic that Moktada al-Sadr was going to hold an anti-American protest in Bahgdad. I mean, had we not gone to Iraq in the 1st place, he wouldn't have had the ability to protest!
Totally.
This is further ironic because it had to be canceled to do recent violence in the region -- which raises the point that if it wen't for us, countless Iraqi's would still be alive.
Yep.
Do you even have an opinion about all this?
I like John Stewart better.

 

by unmarkedreel
4-17-08
Notecarder by Luke Renner
Ever seen Root of All Evil? It sucks.
Like Kenny vs. Spenny sucks or like 'Lil Bush sucks?
Worse.
You know, South Park's been really sucking it up lately, too.
Maybe Comedy Central isn't supposed to be funny any more.
Maybe we need better weed.

 

by unmarkedreel
5-03-09
Notecarder.com by Luke A. Renner
You don't look so good...
I'm really worried about this H1N1 virus, Sean. Swine Flu's not going to kill us all is it?
Well, it's not going to kill you, bot. It only affects humans.
Really? You sure?
Yeah, man. Positive.
I see... Well, uh, in that case, you don't have any use for a bathtub full of Purell, do you?

 

by unmarkedreel
6-02-09
Notecarder.com by Luke A Renner
Hey, I'm off to get a Starbucks. Want to go with me?
I'll pass.
Pass?
Yeah, pass. There's like 3 million spots in this town to get way better coffee than Starbucks.
I know, but there's just something about that mermaid what with her legs all spread-eagle like... ready to get banged.
I'm walking away now.

 

by unmarkedreel
6-03-09
Notecarder.com by Luke A Renner
Hey, man, did that acupuncture manage to take care of all that ails you?
Nah, it takes a few sessions before you see results.
So what you're telling me is that the Fat Lady Funk you sometimes give off is still in play?
Fat lady funk? You don't even have nostrils, dude.
Oh, and I see that acne of yours is still creeping up around your collar line!
I should have built a refrigerator...

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