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by ur2sensitive
8-15-07
Do you see a cop around here?
No.
Good. Stick 'em up!

 

by ur2sensitive
8-15-07
Can we go outside for a minute?
Sure
phppppppttttttttttttt!!!
Sorry...Better out than in.
The house or you?

 

by ur2sensitive
8-15-07
Adoption is a good choice!
Hi. I'm Mina
...and I'm Lee
We want you to adopt us!
So we can have American education!
...and we want Barbie dolls, fast food and violent video games just like Americans!
We do?

 

by ur2sensitive
8-17-07
Melvin? Are you ready for the convention?
Just catching the last minute of Tribbles...
Eugene? Are you ready for Trekkie 45?
Got my red shirt and death look good to go!
Arlo? You ready for the Trekkie convention?
I'm ready for space.

 

by ur2sensitive
8-17-07
I'm ready for him.
I hope so...he says he is into Bukkakke
What's Bukkake?
She had to ask!

 

by ur2sensitive
8-19-07
Well, Bill...I know ther there is a lot of porn on the net.
Sure is
For $10, I can help you find it.
I'll get my wallet.

 

by ur2sensitive
8-22-07
...And now, the 6:00 news.
Hi, I am Justin Time and here is the news...
Authorities report that a heart transplant was conducted in the city today by 12 year old prodigy, Dr. Tom Otto.
...However, the operation took place in the middle of Central Park...and the donor's family was not consulted.

 

by ur2sensitive
8-22-07
One morning at The Church of the Perpetual Motion...
Dear Jesus, please keep me and my family healthy...
Let the world be a safe place for my children and grandchildren.
And let me score the jackpot tonight at Bingo...Amen!

 

by ur2sensitive
8-22-07
BEWARE!!! Felons of the underworld!
STOP YOU CRIMINAL!!! I am Blue Wonder!!! The standard for all superheroes all over the world!
...but your outfit is red!
I am colour blind!
Are you sure "just" colour blind?

 

One day in a psychiatrist's office...
So how long have you had this fear of food?
by ur2sensitive, 8-23-07

 

by ur2sensitive
8-23-07
Lucifer takes a trip.
I am getting a bit board down here, Minion. Let's take a holiday.
...
It will be good getting away from Hell for a while.
...
There...that is better.
I thought you said a vacation...looks like work to me.

 

by ur2sensitive
8-24-07
Tommy Those conducts a survey on Independence Avenue...
Sir...as a resident of Philadelphia, what do you like to dunk your pretzel in?
Hmmmmm....
ick
A GIRL FROM NEW JERSEY!!!

 

by ur2sensitive
8-24-07
A Vampire screws up his directions...
BLAHRG!!!!!
You do realise how this is going to end...don't you?
See ya!

 

by ur2sensitive
8-27-07
Nudist resorts can be a new experience for the uninitiated...
I'll take it off if you do...
I'll take it off if you do...
I'll take it off if you do...
I'll take it off if you do...
...But once you are past the first hurdle, it's easy.
C'mon kidz,...it's a nudist resort after all!
Yeah. Now get out of those clothes and into the pool!

 

by ur2sensitive
8-27-07
Loony Tunes never go out of style...
Ehhh...What's up, Doc?
I fell like we've been doing this for ever, Bugsy.
Well, we were created over 50 years ago.
Brother! I think it's time to retire! I need a word with my agent.
You mean I should have collected social security 15 years ago?
It's only about $20 a month.

 

by ur2sensitive
8-28-07
The following is Tommy and Nicky Those speaking.
Hey, where are we?
Didn't you hear?
No, What?
This comic was about Muslim extremists...but it was pulled because it was labled "insensitive!"
Well, isn't that censorship?
I dunno...ask the Washington Post!

 

by ur2sensitive
8-28-07
Eddie Those always knew how to impress a woman...
You know I made my first game when I was 8...Then I made another... and another...until I created 87 games all together.
...
...Then I turned 9!
Did you make any cash at all for all your work?
This is my stock holdings. How about that?
Will you marry me?

 

by ur2sensitive
9-02-07
Jack moved to the hills...so to speak.
Stay out! I am not going back to the world!
What's the problem? you got a hot wife and a great family!
That's the problem. The TV is on constantly, they are screaming constantly so I can't sleep and they spend me into oblivion on a daily basis.
Well, that's life...isn't it?
I got everything I need right hear.
OK...I'm gonna go watch House MD.

 

by ur2sensitive
9-03-07
Ricky teaches Trixie the fine art of Karate
So what do I do?
Get into a high leg kick and hold it...
OK, what now?
Now let me dig out $10 for you to take off those panties!
Old Proverb: Fool with cash get kicked in ass!
I hope that was just meant to set me off!
OOOFFF!!!!

 

Dr. Those in the house...
So tell me what's wrong.
It hurts when I pee.
by ur2sensitive, 9-04-07

 

by ur2sensitive
9-05-07
Dale Those hires a machine to do a man's job...
There is a reson I got a machine for this type of work.
Get to work, can-man
...Even machines have their limits.
Screw this!!!

 

A goat and a chicken go into a bar...
You know, I am quite sure there is a really funny joke to be had here.
Yeah...I wish I knew what it was.
by ur2sensitive, 9-06-07

 

by ur2sensitive
9-07-07
...And now, back to the news.
...And now, in the world of sports; Here is Sally Mander...
Thanks, Tom. Here are the results from the Disneyworld Tram Car Race...The field being a lap around the parking lot at Disneyworld proper...
First Place was Ray Waters at 1 hour, 5 minutes. Tom Bradley missed a turn on the south corner and flipped his lead tram and 5 passenger cars over.
...none of the 155 people aboard were seriously injured.

 

by ur2sensitive
9-08-07
A visit to the local witch...
So, what's the problem there, kiddo?
Well...I have bad hair and I can't get any girls.
Yeah, and you're ugly, too

 

by ur2sensitive
9-08-07
Mina and Lee Those visit Santa...
So, what do you little girls want for christmas?
PS-3, McDonny's gift cards and Bratz-wear thongs.
There she goes again!
Well, all right then...what do YOU want for christmas?
Power of attorney over my new dad's stock holdings.

 

by ur2sensitive
9-08-07
I would like to now sing everything the Beatles wrote...
I won't do all of Hey Jude!

 

Recorded 9-11-2001
Let us never forget the innocent and the firefighters of 9/11
by ur2sensitive, 9-12-07

 

by ur2sensitive
9-12-07
Sara Those at the doctor's office...
OK. All I need to do is use this syringe to suction out that nasty pimple and your problems will be over.
Good...this zit on my butt is driving me crazy!!! I can't sit or drive...
Now, not to worry. I've seen lots of this type of... HOLY CRAP!!!
OWWWW!!!
Did you get it?
Yeah, no problem...

 

What happens to imperfectly drawn comics..
Damn...No wonder they threw him away!
...
by ur2sensitive, 9-12-07

 

by ur2sensitive
9-12-07
Maris Those has the TV volume turned up all the way...
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
Maris!!! Would you please turn down that damned TV!??
"KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK"
You will please turn TV down. I hear it in me cave in Iraq!

 

BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB .....
GREAT...I LOVE FREE DELIVERY!!!
by ur2sensitive, 9-13-07

 

by ur2sensitive
9-13-07
Maris Those and her adopted sister, Lee...
Lee? Where are you from?
I am from Bangcock.
That's a weird name for a city...
Well, look where we live now...
Yeah...Intercourse, PA
I hope I won't have to do the same work here, too.

 

by ur2sensitive
9-13-07
Mina's dream come true...
Now THIS is what i'm talking about!
C'mon, Mina. Pick a game and let's get started.
Sometimes, though, too many decisions can be a bad thing.
OK, so i'm a slow starter. I'll play tomorrow
I guess you can pay for lunch with that $50 in quarters you got in your pockets.

 

by ur2sensitive
9-13-07
Mina...did you make your bed?
No, dad...I bought it
Who writes this crap?
Who writes this crap?

 

by ur2sensitive
9-13-07
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he heard the farmer was picking up a load!

 

by ur2sensitive
9-14-07
Mina Those at the arcade...
Mina! It's time to go, love!
So, did you have a good time at the arcade, Mina?
I sure did...I found my favourite game now.
Really? Was it one of mine?
No...I put in a dollar and got 4 quarters. I won every time!

 

by ur2sensitive
9-14-07
One day at Bill Clinton Junior High...
What can I do for you, Cindy?
Mr. Harpsong, I am having a problem with nouns and verbs. The word "Hump" I heard can be a noun or verb. How can that be?
That's right...you see, hump is a noun when referring to the thing on a camel's back.
ok...
...Unless that thing is another camel.
Someone watches too much Animal Planet.

 

by ur2sensitive
9-14-07
One Holloween at the Those residence...
Yeah?
Trick or treat, you dumb bitch!!!
Here you go.
hmmp...
Wow, Dad, that was real nice of you considering how rude he was.
Oh, it's ok, Lee...Besides, I was wondering what I was going to do with those onions that fell in the chocolate,

 

by ur2sensitive
9-15-07
Lee Those visits Dr. Otto
Now, Lee...Could you please give me a history of the diseases you have had in you life?
Sure...
Chancroid, Syphilis, Chlamydia, Gonereah, Genital Herpes, Mononucleosis, crabs, hepatitis A, and a couple of yeast infections...
All that and you didn't get AIDS?
Nope...I guess I just got lucky!

 

by ur2sensitive
9-16-07
So, Maris...What do you are your dad do for fun around here?
We like to pitch Horseshoes.
Cool. I used to do that all the time back in Bangcock.
You guys pitched Horseshoes?
Sure, but we did for for self-defence, not sport.
They're over here...The post is what you hit...not me.

 

by ur2sensitive
9-19-07
Eddie Those is now President of Doobie Games Inc...
I dunno, Man. I feel like a sellout.
You kidden' me, Ed? You built this company! Dale was just running it for you.
I know, but i'm a programmer, not an office hack. I don't think I have what it takes to be a hard-ass.
You fired Dale...
He had to go...It just made sense for everyone.
He's your Dad.

 

by ur2sensitive
9-20-07
News travels fast about Grandpa Dale...
So Daddy fired Grandpa from his work...
Why did he do that?
He caught Grandpa feeding the cats.
So?
He was feeding them to his rottweillers.
Remember, no animals were injured or killed in making this comic.

 

by ur2sensitive
9-23-07
Introducing the Those Family!
Hi, I'm Eddie Those. President of my own software company.
I'm Maris Those...His daughter.
I became President after a falling out with my dad.
Is that what you call it?
Better than saying He was arrested for animal cruelty.
Have you see Fluffy, lately?

 

by ur2sensitive
9-23-07
These are my adopted daughters...
i'm Mina Those
I'm Lee Those.
Both of them used to work in Bangcock.
We were prostitutes.
But I took them away from all that and now they live here in the USA with me.
If someone says "Me love you long time" again, I am gonna kick 'em 'till their dead!!!

 

by ur2sensitive
9-23-07
That bastard raped me from down the block!
We can call the cops on him in this country, you know.
It's all right. He will be punished soon enough.
Karma?
Something like that...
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! HOLY BALLS OF CRAP!!!

 

by ur2sensitive
9-23-07
Dr. Tom Otto on VD clinic duty
So, what seems to be the problem?
When I woke up this morning, doc...Something was going on with my pecker...
Well, let's have a look, shall we?
Yeah...
Wow!!! How long did you say you had this in your pants?

 

by ur2sensitive
9-24-07
*JAMA=Journal of American Medicine
So, doctor...What do you intend to do about Ricky's problem?
The boy has a strand of VD I have never come across....I'm going to write an article about it for the JAMA*
It certainly is strange...I can't even get near him for his temperture.
Not to worry...I'll have that taken care of in no time.
So how are you going to treat him?
Like a rat in a lab.

 

by ur2sensitive
9-24-07
In Dr. Otto's wating room...
So you see, Mr. Ranchor, I have no choice but to amputate his penis.
My god, man! Does my son know this yet?
If you like, i'll just make sure.
Please...
Oh yeah, he insisted on it.
So much for grandchildren...

 

by ur2sensitive
9-24-07
After raping Mina Those, Rick loses dick...
Great...so I had sex once and only once in my life and lost my cock over it...
I raped the little girl down the block who used to have sex with hundreds of men and end up with the strangest VD ever recorded!
...At least no matter what happens in my life, nothing worse will happen...
HI THERE!

 

by ur2sensitive
9-28-07
So, do you wanna play some reindeer games?
What do you have in mind?
How about pinball?
Might as well...it's a pain in the ass to work a joystick with a hoof!

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