All comics by vertie

 

by vertie
3-18-02
It's a little lonely in here.
I'd like a sandwich.
Stay in here! It's too lonely out there!

 

by vertie
3-18-02
What do you mean, I don't exist?
Sorry.

 

by vertie
3-18-02
What's that on your shirt?
I don't know.
I can't tell you how mad that makes me.
I bet.

 

by vertie
3-18-02
Hey, Craig.
Yeah?
Have you ever given a thought that maybe we all share one consiousness, and every night when we fall asleep, our dreams are visualizations of our souls becoming one with the greater "one"?
Nope.
Dude, I'm just a donkey.

 

by vertie
3-18-02
You, I don't like.
Oh, man... That's a stuffed deer, isn't it?
Can't back down now... I'll look stupid.

 

by vertie
3-18-02
OK, close your eyes... I'm going to do a magic trick.
I can't wait! I love magic! Magic rules! I wanted to be a magician when I was a kid! Go! Go! Go! Magic!! Yeah!!
It's not that good.
Then screw it.

 

by vertie
5-09-02
Hi Kids! Welcome to the Pat & Steve show!
My name is Mike.
What?
I said "My name is Mike".
I don't get it.
It's not a joke... my name is Mike.

 

by vertie
5-09-02
It doesn't say how long she'll be staying with us.
Well, I don't like it.
I don't think you have a choice.
You don't have to be a jerk about it.
Quiet... I'm trying to read.
I sure wish we had more than three panels to finish this silly little thing.

 

by vertie
5-09-02
Moses! I am here to give you the guidance that your people now seek!
Pardon?
Moses! I am here to give you the guidance that your people now seek!
Oh, I'm not Moses, I just look like him.
Seriously?
Yep. Happens all the time.

 

by vertie
5-09-02
I like candy bars.
Who doesn't?
My friend Rick.
Well, besides him.
My friend Dan.
Oh.

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