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by vlasux
10-30-03
H-Hi all. This is my first comic so be nice please. I'm a little nervous
YOU SUCK! HOW'S THAT FOR NICE!?

 

by vlasux
10-31-03
OK, I see the heckler has been removed...
WE'RE SORRY FOR THAT! YOU MAY CONTINUE!
*ahem* As I was saying...
This is my first comic, so I thought I would st....
WE WON'T INTERRUPT AGAIN!!

 

by vlasux
10-31-03
I am a big star now that I'm in my own comic strip. I need advice on how to pick up chicks now.
There's a cute one over there.
You have to be assertive. Just tell her she is very beautiful and ask her out. No one can resist that.
Hello. You are ve...
No

 

by vlasux
10-31-03
I can't believe that didn't work.
You must not have done it right. No one walks away from that kind of charm.
Do you think it's the glasses?
Can't be. Women love smart men. The geek look is IN I hear.
Are you serious!? I never can get dates looking like this.
Hey, I didn't choose the geek character for you...

 

by vlasux
10-31-03
Dear Mother: I am now starring in my own comic strip. All is well here, although I could use some more of your home made cookies.
My friend the alien is helping me blend in with other people. So far, I haven't met anyone interesting enough to talk to. Gotta go now. Love to Dad, Harry
I raised a 29 year old geek who is completely devoid of any social skills whatsoever! I think I'll send brownies instead.....

 

by vlasux
10-31-03
Hiya Joe.
Howdy do Ern.
Seen Ed around?
Not since sensitivity training.
Okay, Ed, one more time from the top.
OK, "Four score and 7 years ago, all my relatives owned your ass." Sorry dude, I always get that part wrong. Came to this land etc....

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