True Story: I was a PETsMART Pet Care Specialist 2

Author: woodsmoke

Date: February 21, 2006

by woodsmoke
2-21-06
Standing at the fish wall with another Pet Care Specialist.
I'm going to use the restoom. I'll be right back.
Pff. Whatever.
Uh, this white stuff that is sprayed all over the toilet seat, floor, sink handles, and door looks a lot lik- OMG!!! This is a PET STORE! How can you nut off to a chinchilla?
So I told the Store Manager...
Um, someone masturbated in the men's room. It's all over the walls, the floors, and the sink.
Uh, since you're a Pet Care Specialist and are the animal caretakers who deal with body fluids, you're the one who gets to clean it up. Hop to it!