True Story: I was a PETsMART Pet Care Specialist 3

Author: woodsmoke

Date: February 22, 2006

by woodsmoke
2-22-06
At the PETsMART fish wall...
I'll take 2 dozen large crickets.
Okeydoke.
I catch and count the crickets, put them into their bag, add a piece of egg crate to prevent suffocation, and inflate it with oxygen...
Uh, don't put that air in with the crickets. That hurts them.
It ... what?
Lord have mercy on my soul...
Yeah, doesn't like, oxygen, like, kill crickets or something?
What do you think crickets breathed? Krypton?