Adventures at an Ozark Mountain Emergency Room

Author: woodsmoke

Date: February 22, 2006

by woodsmoke
2-22-06
At a hospital in North Central Arkansas...
Okay, so why are you here?
I just had a tonic clonic seizure and I need to get a shot of dilantin.
Okay so how do you spell it... eheplesy?
*sigh* e-p-i-l-e-p-s-y
!!!
Are you having an epilepsy breakout? Are you taking any STD medications and are you sexually active?
W... What?