Adventures at an Ozark Mountain Emergency Room 2

Author: woodsmoke

Date: February 22, 2006

by woodsmoke
2-22-06
In the waiting room...
Hello, I'm Fran. What are you in here for?
Hi, I'm Wood. I'm here for epilepsy.
Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
Uhh..mm..
Well, see, there's this Prayer Rug, and I prayed on it, and now the cysts on my bottom are gone. You should try it.
I think I should move to another seat...