Adventures at an Ozark Mountain Emergency Room 4

Author: woodsmoke

Date: February 22, 2006

by woodsmoke
2-22-06
While in the trauma room, waiting for the attending physician to arrive, I had to share the space with a guy who was obviously having digestive problems.
Boy, this waiting is agony, isn't it?
I don't know, they just gave me some phenergan in an IV, so I'm not really here right now.
Don't you hate it when your anus pinches off a turd before it can get all the way out?
Excuse me?!
I mean, y'know, you keep wiping and wiping and the paper always comes back brown!
Nurse! NURSE! NURRRRRRSE! I need a LOT more phenergan!