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by xXIDeViaNtIXx
1-12-06
The last psion ponders the dissapearance of his kind...
So like, what happened to all the psions? Did they all, like, get some sort of huge psychic attack and run home crying?
The truth is revealed...
HAH!!! He'll never think of President Bush's secret orginization to eliminate all of the psychic attack terrorist threats!!!

 

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
1-13-06
What the fuck?

 

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
1-13-06
The mailman is randomly beamed into hyperspace...
Meow?

 

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
1-13-06
Meanwhile on planet Zargon...
*Screaming*
?
Welcome to the planet Zar....
Ow.
Not again. Hyperspace really takes a toll on the body, with all the stretching and traveling at speeds faster than the speed of light...Ah, well...

 

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
1-13-06
In the realm of the Great Comic Strip Creators...
Hey John, did you notice how all of your comix suck?
Just shut the hell up or I will totally sneak out of the shadows and have some sadistic Ninjutsu fun sometime.
Whatever, dude. They still suck.
...
Where did my clothes go?
Don't mess with a ninja...

 

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
1-13-06
I didn't do it.
Are you sure?
Positive.
Really...
Yep.
I really hope he's not standing over me with a knife...

 

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
1-13-06
I so want that new bra at Victoria's Secret...
Wow. Brad's hot...
I can't wait to eat lunch so I can puke it all back up again...
I need to go tanning again...
Mark is such a poser. I mean, jeez, look at his shoes...
I wonder if there's a rift in the space-time continuum...

 

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
1-13-06
You know...Your comix still suck? What the fuck is up with that?
I just need to flex my creative muscles...And TERRORIZE THE HEARTS OF THE GOOD!!! BWAHAHA, I'LL STAB THEM GOOD!
*Sigh* You are dressed as an angel, and you want to terrorize the hearts of the good.
...
Don't hurt me!
:)

 

The Primordial Soup of Comix Has Returned...
I love how your last comic bashing yourself takes place in a jail...
It's the prison of my mind, man, the FRICKEN PRISON of my MIND! *Eyes twitch uncontrollably*
by xXIDeViaNtIXx, 1-13-06

 

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
1-18-06
Shit! Out of toilet paper AGAIN!!! Oh well, lucky I live across from a Wal-Mart...
*Grunting*
That's just nasty.
Dude, what the fuck smells?
Ugh?!? Is that a stain?

 

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
1-19-06
...You have $0.75 left.
You know what, John? I come from a long line of Marshwood graduates, so I can't do math that easily.
Well, I can do quadratic equations and long division in my head, so there!
*Flips the birdie* Oh yeah? Can you calculate that, John? How much is that?
Ooh, I'm fast!
It's about $2.50, 'cuz you're a cheap whore!
...

 

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
1-19-06
Pitiful that we even talk about this, let alone come up with quick witty responses.
Well, Jake is about $0.25. And I know John goes for $0.50, right John?
Plus tax.

 

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
9-07-06
President Bush had an interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006...
So, Meester President, what was your best moment in office?
I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.
...and this was in office?
Yeah, but don't tell no one. Daddy gets mad when I do stupid things. The fish splashed everywhere and messed up a bunch of papers on my desk...they kinda looked important...
As you can see, things didn't go so well...Thank God for government-controlled media, eh?
Now I just feel sorry for America...
...Huh? Sorry, I missed what you said 'cause I was too busy tryin to look good for my people...

 

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
9-07-06
The battle for supremacy rages on...
Ninjas are better than pirates!
Arr, not as long as I smell the brine and rum will I let that stand! I be better than the likes of you!
Oh, I don't think so. Let's settle this!
Yar! Avast, ye land lubber, I say parlay to the good man Jesus!
Later, after discussing the centuries-long feud, Jesus ends the war between pirates and ninjas...
...Simple question. Make a movie!
Oho, perfect idea! C'mon matey, I got an idea all ready. We'll call it "The Matrix".

 

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
9-07-06
Jesus Christ! Who in Hell are you? And why are you in my house?
...um...
At least he didn't call the cops.
::sigh::

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