XaiaX goes to hell by xaiax5-27-01 Jesus is forced to watch porn. Uuuuh Oooh Unh Oh, Jesus! God! Unh, Aaagh! Jesus! This would be easier if she didn't keep calling my name.
Dave Gives Love Advice by xaiax5-27-01 Open Mike Night Dear Fuckhead, I hate you, go away. Sometime's it's really hard to lose a loved one. But as long as no one else can find them, it's worth the effort.
XaiaX in Japan by xaiax5-27-01 My fine gaijin ass is having entirely too much difficulty getting hot Japanese babes. I wonder if it's my approach? Omanko, Ikura?
