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So...why are you in my bathroom?
Well, it all started about a year ago when the world i knew came crumbling down and I found myself lost and confused in my emotions, so I ran away and hid myself from the world.
so, you hid in my bathroom for a year?
Now you're catching on!
I have to take a shower, I feel dirty.
make sure you get your back this time.

 

After I got kicked out of Todds Bathroom I decided it was time for a job.
so what are your qualifications?
um...I killed a dog with my dads leaf blower when I was eight.
What else?
Well...I have four fingers!
Theres no way in hell you would ever get this job.
That means I can't get fired for sexual harrasment!

 

Well it seemed I wouldn't get the job at the factory so I had to look elsewhere.
Hey, Beatle Bailey! You think you can give me a job?
What? My Names Herbert.
Ha! Herbert! Your parents must hate you! So what do I gotta do?
Um...Well you have to get up really early, stay in shape and KILL! AND KILL! AND KILL!
Hello?

 

It was time to beg for my old job back.
What the hell are you doing back here?
I need to talk to Ted!
Oh Fuck This! I'm leaving. You and Satan have fun.
His name is Ted...ass
Looks like I've got my old job back collecting souls.
"Sigh" you know you don't have to wear that down here.

 

Now that I had my job back I needed a place to live.
Well you would live in the barn with me but itll cost you $500 a month to support my drug habit
I'll give you a call If I decide to take you up on that offer.
FIND MY HAPPY PLACE! FIND MY HAPPY PLACE!
Nothing
Welcome to Franks, can I take your order?
Yeah, how much to live in the back?

 

If you want to stay with me why dont you just ask?
I did ass wipe, you just keep avoiding the question
We have room on my ship but you'll have to scrub the decks and be the woman.
Listen...its been cool and all but I'll stick with my box.
Rents $100 and its due at the start of every month, you'll have your own room and the other two will be home from work soon. you can move in when you have all your stuff.
I'm Ready

 

Who the hell are you?
I should be asking you the same thing! You come in MY house and ruin MY happy time.
You must be the new roomate, Jeff said you were kinda wierd.
That is correct my good man. Now go fetch my slippers.
Go put some clothes on.
This never happened.

 

Wow! Is this really your room?
And may I ask who the fuck are you?
Well?
Names Seth, new roomate DO NOT SHOOT!

 

...And then the midget seemed to be crying as he slashed the final two victims before he was eaten by a dog. And with other news is Grace.
Thanks Larry. In other news...Wait we have some breaking news live on the streets.
I swear officer. I was...sleepwalking! and then this crazy man came and took my clothes and he tied me up and threw me in that whore house. And right as I was making my escape you showed up...
"We've got a runner boys!" "Leave me alone, I'm to fragile to go to prison!"
Hey, Jeff! You should really check this shit out.

 

In the Break room of Hell.
Hey Ted how's it going?
Ah pretty good. You collective enough souls today?
Yeah. Tell me Ted, Is Mrs. Satan happy?
Um...I don't know...I am Satan, so I think she kinda has to be.
I'm Thinking about dating again.
Wait a second. That's some heavy poop your messing with right there, you should start out with a pet first.

 

Hey Jeff, I want a Pet.
I Don't know if John, and Phil are going to like that but if you can get them to go along with it then im with you.
No way am I going to let some animal piss all over my stuff.
But I do that anyways.
You still want a pet?
Yes...NO!...FIND A HAPPY PLACE!

 

Deer Santa, I no its Ogust but i reelly want a pet that undorstandz me. Pleeze convence my roommates to let me have a pet. love....SETH.....p.s. if you can kill john....hes a bastard.
what the hell are you doing?
writting a letter to Santa so he can bring me a pet.
Where to start...well first...its fucking August, also there are so many spelling errors that Santa will probably confuse you for retarded, and you're trying to put a hit on john through santa and....
Oh yeah....SANTA ISNT FUCKING REAL!!!!
When you put it that way it almost sounds like a bad idea.

 

after proving to phil that santa was real i had his vote for a pet...now was john.
Hey john...hows it goin? oh yeah? I love you and want a pet....no no no.
It was hopeless
JohnIwantapet dont kill me!....no that wont work either.
Man, you have some serious fucking problems.

 

John...I think its time you and I had a talk. I need a pet.
You and I have already talked about this. NO!
My fellow person, you do not understand. Without a pet there is no freedom! and without freedom, there is no justice in the world! With no pet I have no rights! And without rights, why live?
Mission accomplished
And with that, I ask of you...where will YOU be when the time is right? when will YOU understand that a man CAN love a women...Its not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for it!
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?

 

by xxMighty_Pabloxx
10-03-07
It had been a few years...I lost my bestfriend and the love of my life, and things seemed to be as low as they could be. I was lost and afraid in this big cold world.
Hello, my son. I have come to help you straighten out your life.
Alright drunky...yeah Jesus is in a bar talking to the guy in the kickass space suit.
I dont know why, but for some reason, i kinda believed him.

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