All comics by yorkron71

 

my dream! by yorkron71 7-14-17
me trying to talk to sandy i keep the law! im married to it! That whole 2/3rds of my people dying is a christian thang! no its not a jew prophet gave those numbers!	the deal was made yea well i don't want to talk about it , lets play some guitar! well ok. but i tried to warn ya!	what id like to see happen olol well if it makes you feel any better i've seen the light, i now know that nobody beats donald trump. Im surly riding on that trump train praise the king of jacob! ah well at least were making progress sandra nelson lol

 

me and the nurse by yorkron71 7-14-17
me thinking about money im busy doing stuff, guess where im gonna stick this if you don't stop talking about semi's! i cant help it melissa hicks i done got that old frightliner fever!	well ive had that to, but your not getting back on that pole, i know you was young and needed the money! well the tought did cross my mind pretty hard melissa hicks	but remember ive always got this if you don't shut up about that sexy peterbilt im trying melissa hicks im trying

 

, by yorkron71 7-14-17
excuse me sir, im officer dill pickel , we are looking for a missing person, you seen anybody run though here naked? like no man nobody but wait this one girl came running by like buck naked screaming im going to disney land and nobody can stop me !	good good now were getting somewhere, did she have on a nurses hat and niki's? yea man thats her kept screaming "im gonna ride the rides gonna see mickey mouse"	well that nurse is Amanda B she snapped last nite, were trying to track her down, wow is that her bra in that tree, oh well see what happens when you don't take enough time off from work ? yea man true that, true that,,,,

 

miss souza's bad day at school by yorkron71 7-14-17
listen here miss souza we have been having some reports of some of your students coming up missing, some are missing legs arms heads, you get the idea, whats up with that? listen here mr principle , i have no idea what your talking about or where those mean lil kids went off to , im very well behaved! burpppppppppppppp	OMG miss souza that smells like you just ate somebody! Timmy not lil timmy!! well yes about lil timmy , he wouldn't learn so i taught him the hard way, by the way do i look fat principle ?	i know this is south america , but really miss souza this has to stop if all the students come up missing who will pay the bills? shut up principle im well behaved! oh and im also catholic

 

miss millers love songs lol by yorkron71 7-14-17
miss miller we need to talk yea really what about?	well it seems your love songs has caused three women to beat up their husbands, one man was beat almost to death and the weapon used was the familys cat. well all men are bastards and it just comes out when i pick up a guitar.	one more time miss miller let this sink in , a weaponized family cat, thats all im saying. he had it coming

 

mike gets his first kenworth by yorkron71 7-15-17
so you're in the klan are ya ? why yes i am, but we do good things for people want to join up?	whats in it for me grand dragon? will you pay for me a new kenworth? sure thing like i said we do good things ha ha ha haha hahahha hhha	coo ill just tell everybody im from out west and my granny was an indian good good good, hum i wonder how much a new kenworth costs,,,,,,,,

 

hanna gets respect by yorkron71 7-15-17
one day when i grow up im gonna be a full 3 feet tall! and then ill get some respect! thats right honey you know i will always respect you , even if your so short you have to jump to make it on a side walk baby!	well im just not feeling too respected kyle! what what did i do now ?	well i try to stand on my tippy toes to impress you and you stil put your plate on my head im not a %^%$(^$ coffee table kyle! righttttttttttttttt

 

k rev comes to terms by yorkron71 7-15-17
excuse me kind sir but what do you do for a living? well since you asked i pull them dents and ride them bikes!	oh then you must have heard of the bondo master Ron York, did you see what he did with a maytag and a direct tv dish? lawd have mercy son eveyone saw what he did i still shake my head, his work makes me want to be a better man	i heard that k rev , ive been slingin mud for years but that ron york is quick on the draw ah if only i could be like ron york someday, i swear i just don't know where he gets those skills, i wonder if he would put his name on my dent puller

 

a discussion with melissa by yorkron71 7-20-17
i dont know ron york, i don't like making that big money come on melissa hicks lets make that big money!	i dont know its been so long since ive made that big money what if i go crazy	dont you remember that prince song lets go crazy? lets make that big money!

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