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by zrrg
2-05-03
Random Sunday Afternoon in the Afterworld
Where is my Tang?!
Master.. Tang was devoured by small asian child
What?! Bring her forth!
Yes Master
She has great power
HELLO I AM FROSTY VERY!!

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
Another Random day in the Afterworld
Cthuhu desires to learn more Canada, I must find a Canadian
All Canadians enjoy chess.. ahem I NEED A PLAYER FOR CHESS
Yes.. here comes one now
Did I hear Chess? That is dope! My name is Nick Johnson, what's yours?!

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
Another Day in Afterworld
You are not Canadian.. You are from Iowa! Be gone!
I'm going to listen to Ministry!
Here comes a Canadian.. finally I will learn more for my master..
This is great chocolate eh! Do you want to play Chess!
The Demon casts a spell, sending the Canadian to Cthuhu
Wahahahaha!

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
The Canadian has been sent to Cthulhu
CANADIAN, EXPLAIN WHY YOUR PEOPLE DESIRE CURLING! Your answer will decide your fate
This place is very hot.
Cthulhu discovers that this Canadian is a complete idiot
ANSWER ME
You need to calm your nerves mister, I'm enjoying a sandwhich. This is very good.
Meanwhile on another comic strip...
Soon we will return the flag and save the south!
I will never allow you to pass! For the Union!

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
In another dimension, a strange fight occurs
I am FIRE! Flee before me Jesus!
He can't catch me, I have the power of hopping!
Damn! Where are you Son of God?
Yo Mannnn, you be lookin for Christ? Man he straight hopped outta here!
Thus ends the glorious battle
Damn it! Wait, why is a pimp in the middle of nowhere?
Why the fuck can fire talk? This comic is fucking stupid, i'm going to smack my bitches.

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
My name is Nick Johnson, i'm here with one of my MANY bitches.
You made Centralizer? Really you?
Why Yes, Yes I did!
I'm going to listen to more Ministry! No one understands me!
Oh my God! That script so sucks! Pirch is better than that shit!

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
Getcha Wicked on!
What What?
Represent that shit cowboy!
I'm fucking hot like Hyrule
He is!
Motherfuckers, you can't fuck with the cowboy twins, and you know this!

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
Oh shit it's your birthday!
Getcha ya shit, time to rep this shit, cowboy lovin comin straight legit!
OH SHIT G, IT'S 5.0, RUN NIGGAS!
Yeah you better run you redneck bitch! I got mad skills in this box!

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
Another Day in #WZ - Spoonman and Nise are alone
Holy Shit! I keep getting banned!
Fucking Spoonman
That's show him! He'll never get past my host ban!
Meanwhile in Bearcave..K-Moto hides from Nise's meltdown
This doesn't look like #Manutd
Oh Joy! Another Bear! Let's play dress up! *REOW* LOL

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
ZRRG arrives in #WZ hours later to find only POWRSURG
Where the hell.. Oh Hey SURG
Hey ZRRG!
The New GI Joe series 2 are coming out soon, they actually aren't REALLY series 2, the idiots just call them that, they don't know anything!
Hey! Come back! I haven't told you about the great new Transformers!

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
Zedar avoids everything by chatting with Koreans on AIM
Why are you messaging me?
Interests say you enjoy the baseball! baseball number 1!!!!!! ^-^
Godammit, fucking Laura turned off my blocks users except on buddy list
Who Laura??? She like baseball??? baseball number 1!!!! ^-^
..I'm so going to kill everyone today.
Kill??? He play for astros??? Baseball number 1!!!! ^-^

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
m0g stays at home and quietly reflects on life
There are SO many things wrong with this
Why the fuck is 28?

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
m0g reflects
I'm a black man
With a black cat
Living in a black neighborhood
Dude, Mellencamp rocks!

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
Nise leaves School to go back to his dungeon
I am on a boat! I take a boat everywhere! Canada rules!
I am deeply depressed despite the maniac grin
It's great to be back home and on IRC!
FUCKING NISE, SHUTUP!

 

by zrrg
2-05-03
Nise meets God
I AM GOD, RULER AND CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, ASK ME ANYTHING MY SON
Can you hook a nigga up with a Portis jersey?
Yes, but you must realize Griese sucks, my son.

 

by zrrg
2-06-03
Outer Space
I wish someone would call
RING RING
I was joking, shitface
RING R--

 

by zrrg
2-06-03
Scenes from Austin 02/03
Where the fuck did K-Man go? He keeps getting calls and disappearing
I don't know, but did I just spend $60 on a boardgame?
Man, you suck
Godamnit.. Why is it so fucking dark in here?!

 

by zrrg
2-06-03
Another random scene from Austin 02/03
Where did ZRRG go?
I don't know, we can't fucking see anything!
...
Yeah, you better run!
grrrrrrr
SCOUT, SHUTUP!

 

by zrrg
2-06-03
Another Random Scene from Austin 02/03
Why the hell are you guys playing Tennis?
I mean look what's on!
And now back to Stripper Wives
grrrrrrrrrr... SHUTUP SCOUT
Look! I'm a cat, let's have hot lesbian sex!

 

by zrrg
2-06-03
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¿Está esto la diapositiva del agua, papá?
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by zrrg
2-06-03
Welcome to Indiana! The weather here is great!
However, it's best to avoid the farmers, they all have clap
Hyuk I must be drunker than all hell, that there snowman just rolled down yonder hill

 

by zrrg
2-07-03
Somewhere in Indianapolis..
In top sporting news
Somewhere in Indianapolis..
The Lions have apparently fired Steve Mariucci and hired..
Somewhere in Indianapolis..
AHHHHH NOOOOOO
Neifi Perez of the San Francisco Giants!

 

by zrrg
2-08-03
Somewhere in Indianapolis
The USA Men's soccer team has made a few changes
Starting as Striker..
AHHHHHHH NOT AGAIN!
Neifi Perez!

 

by zrrg
2-10-03
That's pretty cool
ZRRG! ZRRG! I made a sandwhich!
..How are you typing with no hands?
I went so long without food, my brain learned to operate without my body!

 

by zrrg
2-16-03
Here I am with the WZ Miltary Academy star striker, Joe Beckham
Hallo Mann! Ich bin am Springen groß!!
What the.. I didn't know you were german
Wo der Restroom ist, benötige ich Dienstleistungen!!!
Friggin Germans
When I make GOAL, I shout GOAAAAAAAAALLLLL the fish has come home!

 

by zrrg
3-17-03
I renamed all the teams on Winning Eleven!
That's pretty good
Why are you smirking?
Because you own Civ the boardgame! Fucking loser

 

by zrrg
3-17-03
I do enjoy playing Winning Eleven on Spanish
Is that because your a godamn loser who lives in Texas?
...
Zedar, why are you always angry and bitter?
Because ZRRG actually bought Civ the boardgame, what a fucking loser!

 

by zrrg
3-31-03
Nise, working for ZRRG isn't all that bad.
Explain
You know when he says I'M ZRRG
Yeah?
We can totally jack his wallet
Cool! American money!

 

by zrrg
4-04-03
What if.. ZRRG and Spoon were the last two people left after World War 3?
I can't believe it, we are the only ones left..
Man, all our friends, family.. everything gone..
Wanna go look for real dolls?
Hell yeah, i'm going to dress mine up like a hooker!

 

by zrrg
4-07-03
Somewhere in the Empire of Zedar..
Have you researched the time machine yet?
Yes Master, it took us many years, but finally we are able to travel backwards in time..
I have to ask, what will you use the device for?
4 words. Terror Star visits Angels.

 

by zrrg
2-18-05
After years, ZRRG updates
So, it's about 7 in the morning in Gonemoon
Yes, this is much different than #WZ used to be
So uh it's not different at all.. is it?
That's right, 3 sandwiches!.. Wait.. why are you here this early?
My past self told me there would be a PIRCH reference in IRC, I had to come.
You accidently jumped on the non-porn irc server didn't you?

 

by zrrg
2-18-05
Another day in ZRRG's life
You don't look anything like Ray Bourque
How do you explain the ice?
That's a stereotypical view of a Canadian, jerkoff
I have a point don't I?
That doesn't explain how you look!
All Canadians can change colors, asshole

 

by zrrg
9-27-05
Meanwhile in or around Gonemoon
Nise keeps asking for more comics
You have to give the people what they want
Wait, you didn't mention the board game?
I never have, it's something you imagined me saying.
Oh you mean like asking for the link to Tazz/Michael Cole sex stories?
..Soon you will also live in the freezer

 

by zrrg
9-27-05
I'm hiding from zrrgin, he won't stop with the board game shit.
What board game?
I'm not falling for this
Falling for what?
You know, the whole I talk to you and you rape me thing
Canada's master plan has been discovered!

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