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KajunFirefly
August 30, 2003 5:34 AM

Okay kids, it's time for:

THE LOLITA LEAGUE

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At the start of each week I shall post your matches, complete with rules, you will have the whole week to make your comic and PM me with the comic number. On Saturday, I'll post all the comics and then there be whole week for voting. On the monday I will post more matches and more rules, again, the following Saturday, the comics will be posted, along with the results of the previous week's matches.

You will all play each other at least once, maybe twice if people are still interested by that point.

Votes will be cast by fellow players AND anyone else who happens to stumble into the thread. There isn't any limit to the number of votes that can be cast, but as you can see by the table, the number can work for or against you so it all just depends on traffic/interest.

The Rules:


  • 2 points for a win, 1 for a draw, if you lose, you lose
  • Failure to message me with a comic number will result in you losing the match. If you have to miss a week for whatever reason, tell me in advance and I can postpone a match, this contest doesn't rely on waiting for the last match to finish before going onto the next one.
  • Do NOT post your comics in this thread, it'll all get confusing and messy
  • The league will be here
  • When voting, vote for ALL the matches please, if you really can't decide, then fair enough, but don't wuss out on me you losers
  • If I get all the comics by Wednesday, I'll probably post them for voting then. If the contest seems to run a little quicker than I expected, I might change the rules so that there are two matches a week, but I doubt that, past contests have taught us that things generally slow down and eventually stop or die.
  • I can replace anyone at any time, if you happen to dissapear for more than 2 weeks without notice, I'll slap in a new contender.
  • On a similar note, I am the lord and master of this contest and what I say goes, if I want to make this a mud wreslting contest halfway through, then kitty and dcom will HAVE to strip down and get dirty.
  • At the end of the contest, the stripper with the most points will be declared the winner. If there is a point draw, votes for/against will come into play.

Okay, so there you go, I'll post the matches soon.

I'm also looking for a couple of favours.


  1. I'm useless with rules, if anyone wants to mail me ( kajunfirefly@hotmail.com ) or PM me with a shit load of rules then that'd be just swell. I don't care if you're contending or not.
  2. I shall be fucking off on the 13th of September for a short while, I would really like a second in command here who would step in and keep things going while I am away.

Thanks,
Kajun Firefly.

Post #100885link

dcomposed
August 30, 2003 6:28 AM

quote:
On a similar note, I am the lord and master of this contest and what I say goes, if I want to make this a mud wreslting contest halfway through, then kitty and dcom will HAVE to strip down and get dirty.
I'm all for kitty and I getting naked and dirty together.

quote:
I shall be fucking off on the 13th of September for a short while, I would really like a second in command here who would step in and keep things going while I am away.
13th of September is the day retards are saying tupac comes back, maybe he can help.

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dcomposed
August 30, 2003 6:30 AM

Oh, and maybe you should look up lolita in a dictionary.

quote:
Lo·li·ta
n.
A seductive adolescent girl

kitty is the only one that even comes close.

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KajunFirefly
August 30, 2003 6:39 AM

I am perfectly aware what Lolita means.

quote:
13th of September is the day retards are saying tupac comes back, maybe he can help.
Um, that has nothing to do with me leaving, honest.

*cough*

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mikeweeney
August 30, 2003 7:46 AM

I can be whatever you want me to be...

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crabby
August 30, 2003 9:43 AM

quote:
I would really like a second in command here who would step in and keep things going while I am away.

I'm your man!

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User #16352
August 30, 2003 2:24 PM

quote:
Oh, and maybe you should look up lolita in a dictionary.

quote:
Lo·li·ta
n.
A seductive adolescent girl

kitty is the only one that even comes close.

:(

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jes_lawson
August 30, 2003 5:49 PM

quote:
quote:
I would really like a second in command here who would step in and keep things going while I am away.

I'm your man!

I also volunteer. I have the advantage of being totally neutral. I'm like, the vanilla of stripcreator flavours...

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CrunchyCheese
August 30, 2003 7:37 PM

quote:
quote:
quote:
I would really like a second in command here who would step in and keep things going while I am away.

I'm your man!

I also volunteer. I have the advantage of being totally neutral. I'm like, the vanilla of stripcreator flavours...


You are our Switzerland

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little_kitty
August 31, 2003 1:12 PM

wow... i didn't even realize what was being posted about me. hum. maybe i should get that internet connected sooner than i thought. anyway, mudwrestling, alrighty. Jello would be more fun, but hey, mud's awesome.

was Lolita meant for me?

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kramer_vs_kramer
September 1, 2003 2:39 AM

Do we need someone to volunteer to be Big Ron?

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KajunFirefly
September 1, 2003 1:21 PM

Here we go folks:

[br]
Akirajim versus boinky33


  • Your characters are lost
  • Your characters used to date, one has never gotten over it

crabby versus dcomposed

  • It is Christmas
  • Someone is dead

Ewwwww versus JrnymnNate

  • A theft has taken place
  • one of your characters is gay

little_kitty versus mikeweeney

  • You must only use animals
  • there is some kind of national emergency

[br]
Go make your comics and PM me with the comic numbers.

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JrnymnNate
September 2, 2003 2:26 PM

next time post a link in the thread you started this in ;>

And I resent being catagorized with the dweebs :X

Post #101112link

Ewwwww
September 2, 2003 5:09 PM

quote:
next time post a link in the thread you started this in ;>

And I resent being catagorized with the dweebs :X


NOT DWEEBS...Geeks is the proper term.

Post #101129link

Ewwwww
September 2, 2003 5:09 PM

quote:
next time post a link in the thread you started this in ;>

And I resent being catagorized with the dweebs :X


NOT DWEEBS...Geeks is the proper term.

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JrnymnNate
September 2, 2003 5:17 PM

Ok then, the geeks who arn't colossal geeks.

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dcomposed
September 2, 2003 5:39 PM

Hey, I'm not a geek at all.

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JrnymnNate
September 3, 2003 6:05 AM

Then what are you doing here?

Post #101160link

crabby
September 3, 2003 6:15 AM

I think nate just guaranteed himself 0 points.

Post #101161link

JrnymnNate
September 3, 2003 7:34 AM

>:|

Post #101163link

umfumdisi
September 3, 2003 10:06 AM

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

I didn't think crabby and JrnymnNate were that new. Oh well. Still, I'm anxious to see how akirajim will do.

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KajunFirefly
September 3, 2003 11:20 AM

I never said I strictly wanted people who were new, I just wanted the younger members of the SC group, the "underdogs" if you will, of course, that's a complete insult to the fine strippers who are taking part in this contest, but your Kaufmans and your Big Evil Dans of the SC world have had their moments in the sun, and people like myself and Drexle have come in second enough times to make anyone sick.

Crabby is possibly the strongest stripper here, he's a fairly decorated veteran, but that'll just make a victory over him all the sweeter.

Post #101181link

crabby
September 3, 2003 12:56 PM

Are we voting in the thread, or are we PMing you our votes?

Post #101184link

KajunFirefly
September 3, 2003 1:07 PM

This thread, otherwise I'd be tempted to cheat.

Couple more rules:

  • Only single comics unless otherwise stated.
  • I can vote.

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JrnymnNate
September 3, 2003 2:59 PM

quote:
I never said I strictly wanted people who were new, I just wanted the younger members of the SC group, the "underdogs" if you will, of course, that's a complete insult to the fine strippers who are taking part in this contest, but your Kaufmans and your Big Evil Dans of the SC world have had their moments in the sun, and people like myself and Drexle have come in second enough times to make anyone sick.

Crabby is possibly the strongest stripper here, he's a fairly decorated veteran, but that'll just make a victory over him all the sweeter.



So you see, I was kidding. If anyone like boorite or fuzzyman were participating, we'd be squashed.

Do I get my cool points back now?

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crabby
September 3, 2003 3:01 PM

No.

Post #101193link

dcomposed
September 3, 2003 7:25 PM

I'm more awesome than crabby.

Post #101210link

crabby
September 3, 2003 7:29 PM

Agreed.

Post #101211link

Rabid_Weasle
September 3, 2003 8:33 PM

Am I more awesome than crabby?

Post #101217link

crabby
September 3, 2003 9:17 PM

According to the voters you are.

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choadwarrior
September 4, 2003 12:31 AM

I am more crabby than awesome. :(

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flickguy
September 4, 2003 11:17 AM

Funny.... I don't remember Nate ever having cool points... how can he possibly get them "back"?

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dcomposed
September 4, 2003 4:53 PM

quote:
Funny.... I don't remember Nate ever having cool points... how can he possibly get them "back"?
I know a guy that can help get him some.

Post #101308link

Rabid_Weasle
September 4, 2003 7:01 PM

Dan?

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KajunFirefly
September 4, 2003 7:34 PM

MESSAGE ME WITH COMICS!!!

Post #101323link

umfumdisi
September 5, 2003 9:39 AM

MASSAGE ME WITH OILS!!!!!

Post #101372link

akirajim
September 5, 2003 7:54 PM

I made my comic at 4:00 AM. Ya!

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KajunFirefly
September 7, 2003 5:21 AM

I have all but one comic, mikeweeney has until tomorrow to make his comic and then I'll post them all and your new match ups.

Post #101518link

mikeweeney
September 7, 2003 6:06 PM

Ugh, busy week. But it's done. Finally.

Post #101552link

Ewwwww
September 7, 2003 6:43 PM

quote:
Ugh, busy week. But it's done. Finally.
Your such a weeney.

Post #101553link

mikeweeney
September 7, 2003 10:15 PM

Aaaaaah! It's "you're"!

And I know.

Post #101560link

User #16352
September 8, 2003 10:36 AM

Well, put 'em up, bitch.

Post #101592link

mikeweeney
September 8, 2003 11:03 AM

akirajim, I'm mesmorized by your sig... I can't stop watching. Mmmmm.....

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KajunFirefly
September 8, 2003 2:39 PM

Akirajim versus boinky33


  • Your characters are lost
  • Your characters used to date, one has never gotten over it

171960
173095

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crabby versus dcomposed


  • It is Christmas
  • Someone is dead

172320
171959

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KajunFirefly
September 8, 2003 2:40 PM

Ewwwww versus JrnymnNate


  • A theft has taken place
  • one of your characters is gay

172607
172089

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little_kitty versus mikeweeney


  • You must only use animals
  • there is some kind of national emergency

172870
173308

Post #101613link

crabby
September 8, 2003 2:55 PM

Akirajim versus boinky33 = Boinky
Ewwwww versus JrnymnNate = Ewwwww
little_kitty versus mikeweeney = ummmmm.........weeney

Ewwwww boinky weeny!

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mikeweeney
September 8, 2003 3:08 PM

Boinky
Crabby
ewwwwwww

Post #101615link

Ewwwww
September 8, 2003 8:13 PM

Boinky33
Dcomposed
Little_Kitty

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little_kitty
September 8, 2003 8:25 PM

boinky
dcom
ewwwww
weeney (even though i dont think i'm allowed to vote on my own battle)

Post #101628link

JrnymnNate
September 8, 2003 8:30 PM

Crabby
Arakajiminamminjaim

um....weeny?

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