I'm back!

Well, not really, I still refuse to donate because, well, I haven't got around to it because I'm lazy. So I'm just popping back to see how things are.

Since you last saw me, I'm single, so I'm open to bull rape with anyone. Also I have testicular cancer, well, I don't, well, I might, it's being checked tomorrow, I'm hoping I don't.

Oh, and I have qualifications, be afraid.

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I'm single, so I'm open to bull rape with anyone.

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I hope you don't have nut cancer, your testicles are too sexy.

Why has Bazilla not been invited yet?

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I hope you don't have nut cancer, your testicles are too sexy.

Why has Bazilla not been invited yet?

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My testicles are A-OK, which is great.

Yes! Hurrah for Bazilla's testicles! Hurrah!

Yay!

And invited to the rest of the forums, you don't have to be a donor if people like you.

Now all I need is for people to like me and I'm a shoe in!

........que?

You're a shoe horn!