There's actually nothing funny about this one. When I find out whose been spreading private photos of me all over the internet, I'm going to club them senseless.

Just when Hank the Wank started enjoying his feminine side, he got nekkid with his pet boa constrictor.... but he never dreamed it would burrow its way into his privates and mistake his balls for gerbil snacks.

He answered every single spam e-mail that guaranteed extra inches. He took the pills, used the creams and the salves. Nothing. Then one fateful morning....

I swear it was only 20 inches long yesterday...

A man only Mick Jagger could satisfy?