This species developed new camoflauge skills when introduced to the live seafood tank.

When Disney called in genetic engineers, people started to think that maybe they were becoming a little obsessed with the Hidden Mickey phenomenon.

"On finding these, Jim regretted his one night stand with the Little Mermaid even more, but by God, they were the cutest sexually transmitted little critturs he'd ever had"

Though they look sweet enough, just one of these smiling fuckers can take out a whole army of Hobo Spiders.

Hey Kool-Aid Crabs!
*smash*
Oh Yeah!

Dr. Booth's lifelong abhorrance of the term "crabby", and many years at university studying marine biology, finally culminated in the development of the "Un-crabby crab" species. Unfortunately, they taste like ass.