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When you're fucking up your ho, and you feel something go...
It's probably your orgasm.
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When you're abusing your wee-wee, and you feel the need to go pee-pee...
Huh? I have no idea what that has to do with anything, but I'm sure it's gross.
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When you're squeezing on your nipples and your dad walks into your room holding a belt...
That's when you pull your cock out of dcomposed and give your poppa a no-hand salute. Yuck, fuck you for taking this thread in that direction, boinky!
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When your sphincter shows no mercy till you're smelling like New Jersey...
Me likey. Very original.
And now....
Drivin' through the Mississippi and your undies get a-drippy...
When you just reach back to scratch and you feel a slimy patch...
When you've got to take a fat crap and your shorts look like a road map...
When you're in the shower soapin' and your ass's floodgates open...