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umfumdisi December 15, 2003 10:25 AM	Rules --add text to one or both characters in the last panel --you may use mirrored characters in the last panel --make teh funneh --use this template: 198308 awards will be given and stuff. judging will probably be Friday.
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Xuanwu December 15, 2003 10:50 AM	I wonder if anyone will get the reference? I'm guessing people know who Webber is. But do you know Neeley? 198316
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kaufman December 15, 2003 11:41 AM	198326 198329
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ObiJo December 15, 2003 11:50 AM	198333
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laughinginyourface December 15, 2003 1:36 PM	198360
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kramer_vs_kramer December 16, 2003 9:21 AM	198621
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umfumdisi December 16, 2003 11:33 AM	Oh, these things usually have some sort of side contest... During my high school years, I named my penis. Try to guess what name I used. -The correct answer earns 25 bonus points. -Points will not be deducted for insults.
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MikeyG
December 16, 2003 12:05 PM

ObiJo, yours was laugh-out-loud funny. In the kind of way that makes me want to drive repeatdely over roadkill. I dunno, call me crazy.

Umfumdisi, was it the 'Divining Rod'?
'Moishe the Millimeter Monster'?
'Wee Willy Winky'?
'Umfum D.P.'?
'Big Bad Voodoo Daddy'?
'Sloppy Joe'?
'Rodney the Rascal'?
'Winston the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel'?
'Krull the Conqueror'?
'Dungeon Master'?
'Peppermint Schnapps'?
'Monty the Python'?

I'm sure I could get it eventually. Can I have my 25 points now?

198637

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IB_XC December 16, 2003 12:32 PM	I liked FTC templates better when they were indie. 198651
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umfumdisi December 16, 2003 1:38 PM	quote: I'm sure I could get it eventually. Can I have my 25 points now? quote: Keep trying. It's only one name--like a guys' first name.
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Xuanwu December 16, 2003 1:53 PM	I made another one. I think this one has a punchline that's not so obscure... 198667 Guesses as to the name of the penis: Yoda Brian Peter/Petey/Pete Cthulhu Hastur Prime Am I getting warm?
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Rabid_Weasle December 16, 2003 4:12 PM	All this talk about umfum's wang is sure making me warm. Oh, and the name was Liberachi. 198722
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xxausrottenxx December 16, 2003 6:05 PM	heres my bit.... 198730 198732
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AtheistDiary December 16, 2003 6:29 PM	#198736
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laughinginyourface December 16, 2003 6:31 PM	198736 There you go.
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AtheistDiary December 16, 2003 6:32 PM	Ah thanks, man. I accidently left the dang # sign in the thing.
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Scyess December 16, 2003 9:54 PM	I had a great idea for this one... 198814 ...but in the end I couldn't resist turning it into a stupid pun. I've added Polly Perky Tits to my Christmas list, though.
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umfumdisi December 17, 2003 9:38 AM	No one has yet come close to guessing the name. And it's not Rumplestiltskin--although that would have been a good name. I have seen some good comics however.
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mmyers December 17, 2003 10:28 AM	198901 198902 And the penises' name was Slick Willy. Umfum, I know your penis like I know the back of my hand.
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flickguy December 17, 2003 11:07 AM	For some reason, "Lolly" came to mind...
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ObiJo December 17, 2003 11:40 AM	I'm going with Stan.
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Rabid_Weasle December 17, 2003 5:48 PM	Wait... it would have to be someway topical to the contest... Was it Jesus?
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niteowl December 17, 2003 6:08 PM	Based on Rabid's last post...Penis name guesses : Huckleberry Archie Jimmy
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laughinginyourface December 17, 2003 6:10 PM	Christ Tom Sawyer George W Al Gore Howard Dean Roy Horn Anyone of those....
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niteowl December 17, 2003 8:00 PM	199005
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umfumdisi December 17, 2003 9:47 PM	Okay, ObiJo has come the closest so far to guessing, but more by way of subject proximity than the actual name. I also tried out an alternative name for a "short" time but it didn't really "stick." I'll give credit if anyone guesses either name.
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ObiJo December 18, 2003 6:17 AM	More guesses: Ernie Cal Ozzie
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MikeyG December 18, 2003 7:32 AM	Names: Marshall Slim Shady Mathers Ollie Laurel Hardy Moe Larry Curly Abbot Costello Eminem Doc Russell
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flickguy December 18, 2003 8:49 AM	Twiggy!
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retard December 18, 2003 9:03 AM	Little John.
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not_Scyess December 18, 2003 10:46 AM	Penis names: The Flopster Tiny Webster Mr. Disappointment The Lone Ranger Quark Li'l Squirt Boy Toy The Bored Spelunker Crusty Gunk McSmegma Oops
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User #16352 December 18, 2003 11:00 AM	Lonely
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mmyers December 18, 2003 11:32 AM	Tom Dick Harry Some call him...Tim Beowulf
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MikeyG December 18, 2003 1:01 PM	Richie? Bill? Ben? Spiderman? Hulk? Lee? Wolverine? Logan? Venom? 199083 199121 199123
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umfumdisi December 18, 2003 1:11 PM	Still no correct answer for Mr. Happy. I think boinky gave my favorite answer so far. Awards will be handed out late Friday night.
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Rabid_Weasle December 18, 2003 4:13 PM	Santa or Satan.
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laughinginyourface December 18, 2003 4:20 PM	One eyed monster *Hasn't come out from hiding Hiliary Clinton
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm December 18, 2003 5:27 PM	199176 199177 199178 And my penis guess : Stumpy (Or Stimpy dependant on how much influence the cartoon had on you)
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laughinginyourface December 18, 2003 5:32 PM	The pope
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ObiJo
December 19, 2003 8:00 AM

I'd like each one of my incorrect guess to count as -25 against me since I haven't started my christmas shopping yet and want there to be ZERO chance I win this contest. In that spirit:

Peter Park-it
Peter Gozinya
Wonder Dong
Wandering Dong
Wonder the Wandering Dong
Dong the Wandering Wonder
Wander the Dongering Wong
Donger the Wongering Donder
Wong Dong, who partakes neither in Wandering, Wondering, or Donging, and he'd appreciate it if you didn't suggest as such and furthermore that you'd get off his wife
Dong Wong, chinese half-brother of Don Juan

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MikeyG December 19, 2003 10:40 AM	Peter Paul Mary Beast Cyclops Angel Havoc Thor Dr. Doom Doc Ock Brock Flash Winky Little Bo Peep Cranny Hunter Pyro Sunspot Cannonball Captain Reed Thing Vision Man-Thing Spawn Batman Bruce Dick Ned Clark Superham Groo Conan Red Bone-ya Magneto Rogue Storm Jesus? Okay, tell us, dammit!
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User #16352 December 19, 2003 10:49 AM	Prof. Penis?
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MikeyG December 19, 2003 11:46 AM	Nightcrawler
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umfumdisi
December 20, 2003 2:17 PM

mmyers: if you got my email, then ignore it. i messed around with my internet settings and fixed the problem. thanks.

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The Truth AwardThis would really happen

Goes to: IB_XC

For the Comic: 198651

The Kaufman (Best Pun)

Goes to: who else? kaufman

For the Comic: 198326

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: niteowl

For the Comic: 199005

Most Obscure

Goes to: Xuanwu

For the Comic: 198316
unless you're referring to Cam Neeley (I think he spelled his Neely) and Chris Webber, then, no, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: xxxausrottenxxx

For the Comic: 198732
i have a soft spot in my pants--no, heart--for "jizz turrets"

I also considered k_v_k for his "staring at my crotch" line, but that's more of a fourth wall thing.

Best Title TIE

Goes to: Perm for all three of his, but especially 199176 and MikeyG

For the Comic: 198637

Best Rule Smasher

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic: 198902

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: ObiJo both because you didn't WANT to win and because I thought Jesus overexplained the joke

For the Comic: 198333

Psychic Award

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: 198637

My comic: see above comic--pretty much the same idea

I Fart In Your General Direction Award (Best Use of Python)

Goes to: Xuanwu

For: 198667

Creativity Award TIE

Goes to: kaufman and mmyers

For the Comics: 198329
198901

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic:199123

Using "Beejesus" made me fall out of my chair, plus the rest of the punchline is pretty funny. I know you just hosted #13, but you deserve #15.

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And now the moment you've all been waiting for.....

The name I gave my penis was...

Kyle (although I also tried out Pedro)

sorry, no bonus points were awarded, but i enjoyed the guesses. yes, i suck, but not more than wirthling.

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ObiJo December 20, 2003 4:37 PM	quote: Goes to: ObiJo both because you didn't WANT to win and because I thought Jesus overexplained the joke Err... umm... Jesus's dialogue WAS the joke. But thanks for not picking me (and for a fun contest).
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kaufman December 20, 2003 6:48 PM	quote: Most Obscure Goes to: Xuanwu For the Comic: 198316 unless you're referring to Cam Neeley (I think he spelled his Neely) and Chris Webber, then, no, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It was Ted Neeley and Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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MikeyG
December 20, 2003 9:18 PM

Umfum, you just better not make a really funny comic for FTC 15, or this will get ridiculous.

Thank you, one and all, seriously. I love this site, and I like pretty much each and every person here, regardless of how much ass you may or may not suck.

I'm going to have the new FTC up probably on Monday the 22nd, and I'll extend the contest into the next weekend because of the holiday.

Happy Holidays, everybody!

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umfumdisi
December 20, 2003 9:55 PM

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It was Ted Neeley and Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Obscurity is in the eye of the nonbeholder.

Thank you, Ken. In a semi-related story...

I make a motion that the "Best Pun" Award be known as "The Kaufman" from now on.

Of course, I also want the "Most Ironic" Award to be known as "The Morrissette," so maybe I'm just full of shit.

IMHO, we also need "Worst Pun" and "Fourth Wall" Awards. Maybe I should quit running my yap and make them.

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Xuanwu
December 23, 2003 12:18 AM

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It was Ted Neeley and Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Yep. The comic was a "Jesus Christ Superstar" reference. Ted Neeley played Christ in the film and Broadway play. Webber and Rice (who I was tempted to include but didn't want to bog the punchline down) did the music and such. The first line in the last panel is from "King Herod's Song," my favorite piece of music from JCS. I'm glad there are people other than me who know that much.

Thanks for the "Best Use of Python Award." Christ and Brian just go hand in hand, you know?

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