Well, it all happened except for the literal "kicking" and the fact that he's a gnome.

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As usual, any comments/criticisms are appraciated... or ratings too (I want some stars! ... or lack of...)

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These are good. I had a flash of inspiration when I read it, I thought it would have been mad if when the gnome said "I'm terribly sorry, but it looks like it will need advanced repairs at the shop" the other guy said something like " well how long will that take?" and the the gnome guy would say something like " Oh just a couple of hours for the cobbler to put a new heel on it an it'll be right as rain. Your printers fucked tho."
Not that that's funnier, it's just wackier.

Whacky is good :)