And he loves it in the butt.

But we still haven't found his WMDs, dammit!

I told you, the Triforce I have acquired is for research purposes only!

That's not what one of your moblins that decided to talk to us said!

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And he loves it in the butt.

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What Moblin? I see nothing but a cloud of smoke, and then a rupee, or perhaps a heart.

MikeyG, I guess due to our recent discovery of our separation at test tube birth... I second everything you are saying.

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MikeyG, I guess due to our recent discovery of our separation at test tube birth... I second everything you are saying.

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What Moblin? I see nothing but a cloud of smoke, and then a rupee, or perhaps a heart.

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I can kill him just as many times.

Ladies and gentlemen of the United Nations, what sort of crazed dictator kills his own people so freely? I strongly advocate the use of military force against Ganon - err, Saddam...wait, no, mAAk, well whatever the hell his name is. Just get me some oil, dammit.

How did this thread become about the Legend of Zelda? In the ass?

I did Zelda up the ass.

Come on, do your worst! I am heavily guarded! You will never vanquish me!

Ah, but that is where you are wrong, fiend! I will simply refrain from coming in contact with your statue sentinels. Where did you study defense, France?