Candidates for the Appalachian Space Initiative undergo years of training.

Now that the long hunt was finally over, the 5th dentist was proudly mounted at Crest headquarters.

"You want I should lean on them, Boss? I've been practicing."

When the box arrived, stuffed to the brim with coathangers, glue and nails, Brother Ishmael couldn't wait to try out his new Amish Photoshop.

"Dammit, he's still crooked. There
s no room for him in that corenr; we should just hang him over the mantle."

... earning Denmark the Silver Medal in the Olympic Wedgie Competition.

Inspired by the Led Zeppelin classic "Stairway to Heaven", Grandpa Bill spent the next several days building a slat ladder to the ceiling. Here he celebrates his accomplishment by hiking his slacks up to his nipples and plunging to his death.

Hey mom hey mom look what I can do look what I can do hey mom hey mom...

"George is building himself a bunk bed on which he sleeps each night. In thirty-seven years, he's gotten the ladder done. George is a pothead."

"In his old age, George has to find creative ways to get stiff."

"You should see how Martha sleeps there with him."

"Damnit! The house still aint level!"

Ed was born on the side of a hill, and could seem to adjust to life in the flatlands.

Could never seem to adjust to life in the flatlands. Puh-dum-pum, TSSSHHH.

Have you had your V8 today?

ah well .. the youngsters might not GET that one.

bleh.

Weirdest cover of a gospel album ever...

Clem ran out of lumber, so he nailed Grampa up as a temporary brace.