I realized my first one can be interpreted in two ways.
1. Pointing out the silliness and uselessness of trying to run a conservative on a liberal ticket, even if it means better election chances.
2. The prediction that G.W. Bush will eventually be the best thing that ever happened to the Democratic Party by eventually destroying himself through his own incompetence.
Whichever is funnier. And yeah, I didn't post this in FGH because I didn't intend for it to be a debate-- just a chance to read other people's comics about politics, government, and frustration with the whole thing.