I'd hit that.

Already had her.

Mary Lou Retton tries to recover her former sponsors by showing that she can still perform a split, even now after all of these years.

Before Doritos? But she's eating a bag right then.

They're Jabba-licious.

Doritos do a body good.

Dude, how'dya get a nude pic of my mom? She stopped whorin' years ago!

Terribly unfamiliar with the laws of supply and demand, Ali Landry vowed to avenge Doritos discontinuation of her beloved Smokey Red BBQ chips by eating every bag of original flavor manufactured.