"Uh, Bob? I think you have something on your forehead."

"Ewww, morning breath!"
Only Listerine dissolves the decomposing mice that cause plaque, gingivitis, and bad breath.

...and again...

Keptin, they put ny nose in creatures!

1994: Spankling, for whatever reason, inspired by the X-Files, joins the Snake Handlers, looking for a "religious experience, one like being struxk frim On High,from two directions"

-Though it would take 16 hours for the snake's jaw to unhinge to the point of being able to swallow him, it was a small price to pay to uphold the honor of suicidal herpetologists everywhere.

-Never again would he play the "Close your eyes while I crack an egg over your head" game.

Vulcan Mind Meld

Several minutes before his infamously overzealous speech, Howard Dean tries a controversial, experimental, and ultimately detrimental alternative to Botox.

Sy Sperling's Eyebrow Regrowth treatment was receiving mixed reviews.

- Although the idea might seem novel to most beastiality fans, it's not easy to train a herp to deep-throat the right head