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UnknownEric
February 18, 2004 11:16 AM

I was a little caught off guard by my surprise victory in CC 232, so needless to say, I had nothing prepared for a new contest. So bear with me.

Many of you know that recently the show that, in my humble opinion, was the only thing worth watching on television (Angel) was cancelled. So how do I work this into a contest? Strips slandering the decision making at the WB? Sweet revenge, yes, but not a lot of potential for teh funnie. Strips about vampires with souls? Eh, doesn't seem like a contest people could sink their teeth into (pun intended).

Then, it came to me. Picture this: You are a recent hire in the WB's programming department and the job of replacing Angel on the fall schedule has been given to you. Given the sorry state of American television (our beloved non-American strippers will just have to imagine how awful it truly is), pitch a show that would potentially succeed in a world of crappy reality shows, unfunny sitcoms, and 27 different versions of C.S.I.

Series are welcome, for shows that need a little more exposition (of course, the less exposition it needs, the more likely it is to succeed nowadays). You can even use old comics if you happen to have somewhere made a strip in which a fictional television program is somehow described or acted out.

If these rules are too confusing, you have my expressed written consent to paddle my arse and/or make me explain it in clearer terms.

Judging will be Monday. Strip on, brothers and sisters!

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possums
February 18, 2004 5:33 PM

212674

Hoolay! I is be the first!!

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Matchbook_Romance
February 18, 2004 5:58 PM

/comics/Matchbook_Romance/212679/

Finally, a CC I can really get into. It sucks that they cancelled Angel, but at least Gilmore Girls is still on, right UE? ;)

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UnknownEric
February 18, 2004 6:08 PM

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at least Gilmore Girls is still on, right UE? ;)
Mmmm... Alexis Bledel.

I got it! The new WB series should be "One Hour of Alexis Bledel!" :)

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mwjon2
February 18, 2004 6:58 PM

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BigEvilDan
February 18, 2004 8:00 PM

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kaufman
February 18, 2004 9:13 PM

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kramer_vs_kramer
February 19, 2004 1:43 AM

I heard a brilliant idea for a TV show recently. It was to be called "Camp Camp", and it was to be a kind of Big Brother reality TV affair.

There'd be a straight guy having to share a house with nine gay men who knew that one of the housemates was straight. He'd have to pretend to be gay and not be caught out. Kind of like "Faking It".

The twist being, none of the housemates were really gay, they would all be straight men who had been told the same thing.

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smamurai
February 19, 2004 3:18 AM

You should read the part of Zak in a gravelly voiced, gargling with glass, Jack Bauers stylee.

/comics/smamurai/212764/

/comics/smamurai/212766/

/comics/smamurai/212767/

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MikeyG
February 19, 2004 7:05 AM

Kaufman, you stole my idea! Well, not really, but you got to it first. Other scenarios:

"I can't remember the name of that girl on My So-Called Life. It was Claire something. Claire..."

"DAAAAAAAAAAANES!"
[hr]
"Uggh! That magician guy creeps me out. David something."

"BLAAAAAAAINE!"
[hr]
"I can't understand why Brad dumped me! What's wrong with me?"

"PLAAAAAAAAAIN JAAAAAAAAAANE!"

*shakes fist*

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fpd
February 19, 2004 10:15 AM

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fpd
February 19, 2004 10:39 AM

Here's the show I would actually like to see replace Angel.

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kaufman
February 19, 2004 12:06 PM

We haven't even brushed tasteless yet ...

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ivytheplant
February 19, 2004 3:04 PM

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ivytheplant
February 19, 2004 3:27 PM

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ArtemisStrong
February 19, 2004 4:05 PM

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ArtemisStrong
February 19, 2004 4:46 PM

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EvilZak
February 20, 2004 12:09 AM

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ivytheplant
February 20, 2004 9:28 PM

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kaufman
February 21, 2004 9:53 PM

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possums
February 22, 2004 8:09 AM

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lukket
February 22, 2004 2:55 PM

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lukket
February 22, 2004 2:56 PM

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Shadow_Artist
February 22, 2004 5:34 PM

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Rabid_Weasle
February 22, 2004 7:29 PM

Call me crazy... but is the original CSI not set in Las Vegas?

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shark_energy
February 23, 2004 12:44 AM

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Shadow_Artist
February 23, 2004 2:20 AM

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Call me crazy... but is the original CSI not set in Las Vegas?

Yes, it is. That was meant to be the joke, the punchline if you will. Obviously I have failed in my attempt to amuse. I'll be in my room sulking if anybody needs me...which they wont, I'm sure.

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ivytheplant
February 23, 2004 8:22 AM

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Yes, it is. That was meant to be the joke, the punchline if you will. Obviously I have failed in my attempt to amuse. I'll be in my room sulking if anybody needs me...which they wont, I'm sure.

I loved it. Thought it was muy brilliant! You are definitely teh win!

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UnknownEric
February 23, 2004 10:55 AM

Alright, time's up! Ding ding ding!!!

I want to thank everybody for some fabulously funny stuff in this contest. You're all winners in my book. Unfortunately, you can't all be winners of this contest.

So first, my honorable mentions:
ivytheplant: made me laugh often.
Shadow_Artist: gave CSI a number of new spinoffs, which will probably actually be on CBS's fall schedule, the way that network's goin... :)
kaufman: as if I even had to say it!

But the one strip that appealed to be both in a comic sense and as a David-Lynch-mobius-strip-loving weirdo, is the following:

212696

mwjon2, congratulations. You have captured teh funnie prize and shall be the host of CC234!

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fuzzyman
February 23, 2004 5:25 PM

Wrong network, but check out my old The New Shows on UPN ad.

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