It's true. He fucks himself with a giant penis and smokes dope with the pope. He also fucks Mary and Noah too.

You're the worst Sunday School teacher EVER! (*Slam!*)

As a noted authority on the Gospels, I can only regard your depiction of the Biblical Jesus as apocryphal, at best. Perhaps your argument relies on historical evidence, but there is no way to tell, as you have simply asked us to accept this dildo-wielding fucked-up swinger Jesus of yours. With all due respect, I think the safe course here is skepticism.

Jesus is allright. It's just is disciples who are complete fuckfaces.

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As a noted authority on the Gospels, I can only regard your depiction of the Biblical Jesus as apocryphal, at best.

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Jn.12:14
"And Jesus, when he had found a young ass, sat thereon."

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you have simply asked us to accept this dildo-wielding fucked-up swinger Jesus of yours. With all due respect, I think the safe course here is skepticism.

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You fuckers just made the top of God's "smite card."

I think I could take him. He's pretty old, right?

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I think I could take him. He's pretty old, right?

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