Ya motha's ass.

A starving vulture would!

J-LO wasn't happy with the lighting on her last photo shoot.

"I'm too sexy for my skin..."

Note to self - buy an electric razor. These cheap disposables nick the fuck out my face.

Yet another horrific reminder of the risks of not researching your plastic surgeon.

"dont pick at it. It'll look better in the mourning."

See son? It's an old camping thing... if you're telling a creepy story, shine the flashlight on your face from below. It makes it really scary!

Kajun looked in the mirror and swore he'd never go drinking again.

"Man, it's really hot in here. Can somebody gimme a hand gettin' this skin off?"

An unfrozen Ted Williams mulls returning to the Red Sox.