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wow. when did puck rock turn into murderously cruel? Didn't laugh.

check out my latest comic

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I can't understand half of it because each bubble is a run-on...

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Cons:
• Dumb.

• Ugly.

• Needs to learn to spell. Chronicals? More like go back to Gramer Skuel, shithead.

• Not at all funny.

• Probably listens to Good Charlotte.

Pros:

• Well, there's only nine comics, but there's going to be more in the future, I bet...

You know, when you get two negative comments, chances are people don't want to see your stupid fucking comics.

It's 'Every Rose Has Its THORN', you jackass!

Hey, I like misanthropy probably as much as the next guy, but when you single out a culture, you're being a fucking asswipe.

You could have been funny if:

a) You weren't such a prejudiced tool

b) You knew remotely how to spell

c) You didn't suck like a turbocharged shopvac.

sorry every rose has its thorn whatever the point is the song sucks but at least u knew what i was talking about so thats a good thing....but u prolly listen to it so take bob's advice!

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I... I only have 3 words for you:

Spelling
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Punctuation

I'm crying. NOT tears of joy.

Every Rose Has It's Thorn... more like every piece of shit has more shit on it.

You need to explode. Very much.

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I had trouble fitting it all in there so i know the spelling and grammar isnt perfect

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YOU TOTALLY FUCKING RIPPED #21 STRAIGHT FROM A MAD MAGAZINE. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!

How dare you.

HELLO ALL I AM TAKING OVER THIS COMIC STRIP THIS IS THE FAMOUSLY HATED CHARACTER BOB STROH AND WITH MY ASSISTANT CHAD SKINNER WE ARE GOING TO BE WRITTING THIS COMIC FROM NOW ON ...HERES A LITTLE GIFT FOR POSSUM
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-YOUR LORD AND MASTER-
=BOB=

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FOR THE JEWISH COMMUNITY

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another gift for my most persistent hater possum

I ALMOST EVERYONE... THERE IS EXCEPTIONS
POSSUM I DO NOT BELIEVE FUCKTARD IS A ANY KIND OF INSULT IT HAS NO MEANING.
YOU MAY INSULT MY FRIEND ALI IN ANY WAY YOU CHOOSE UNLIKE HER I AM VERY EDUCATED ESPECIALLY IN ENGLISH WHEN YOU CHOOSE TO INSULT ME PLEASE DO IT IN A MANOR IN WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.
SATAN'S MINION
- BoB -

That took you 45 minutes to write.

Boinky333,
Unlike you I do revolve my life around this internet I do other things also like eat I also get phone calls which to me is more important then writing this comic. I will admit it did take me 15 minutes write because I was also busy talking to my brother on AOL who is Germany and I find it more important again then writing this fucking comic and also I do not know anyone that times my responses… its ok your porn sites must not be loading.
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Also I wrote this in under 5 minutes

Excuse me I ment I do not revolve my life around the internet

-BoB-

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Dear Smartass,

Let me correct myself. *Boinky33*

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Dear Smartass,

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YOU TOTALLY FUCKING RIPPED #21 STRAIGHT FROM A MAD MAGAZINE. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?!?!

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U WANT MORE RANTS U GOT EM
-CHAD-

That's 3 or 4 reads too many.

I just read #19. My girlfirend sent me that joke in an email at work a few weeks ago.

Dear Confused,
Historical refrence to “John Frum” He was a G.I. During WWII who’s promises to natives of an island included receiving tools and such in exchange for their labor. Even though they never received their tools, the natives held to this promise for years after WWII ended and believed their rewards would soon come in on ships in giant cargo boxes. Eventually the belief of receiving tools and such got warped into the idea that they would get Ice Cream and Motorcycles. John Frum day is still celebrated in various areas and the people who believed in their rewards arriving via cargo shipment are now referred to as the “Cargo Cult”. Freaky huh?

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Allright, I've been duking it out with said punk rocc idiot for about.... two days now over private messages. People. THIS IS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME. Take it from me.

And punk rock psycho + colleagues: go away. No one likes you.

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Boinky333,
Unlike you I do revolve my life around this internet I do other things also like eat I also get phone calls which to me is more important then writing this comic. I will admit it did take me 15 minutes (to) write because I was also busy talking to my brother on AOL who is (in) Germany and I find it more important again then writing this fucking comic and also I do not know anyone that times my responses… its ok your porn sites must not be loading.
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Also I wrote this in under 5 minutes

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Oh, and bob, I dig that you can write mistake-laden paragraphs in five minutes. My turn.

Omg, this fukkin guy stps me at tha marcet, and I totelly wsated him. Plz shut up. Cna I hsa a dollra? Thnx. To ur credit, u have a totel donky penos.

Thirty seconds.

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I ALMOST EVERYONE... THERE IS EXCEPTIONS
POSSUM I DO NOT BELIEVE FUCKTARD IS A ANY KIND OF INSULT IT HAS NO MEANING.
YOU MAY INSULT MY FRIEND ALI IN ANY WAY YOU CHOOSE UNLIKE HER I AM VERY EDUCATED ESPECIALLY IN ENGLISH WHEN YOU CHOOSE TO INSULT ME PLEASE DO IT IN A MANOR IN WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.
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UNLIKE HER I AM VERY EDUCATED ESPECIALLY IN ENGLISH

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UNLIKE HER I AM VERY EDUCATED ESPECIALLY IN ENGLISH

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you know, bob pm'd me his phone number so I could complain....

boinky if you're not so bad with long-distance rates we could call him/her/it up and scream "DIE NAZI SCUM!!!" and then hang up.

No, my father would beat me with a piece of salami.

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No, my father would beat me with a piece of salami.

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Excuse me I ment I do not revolve my life around the internet

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I think after reading all your responses, you’re all Jewish and the only reason your living is because your grandparents fucked the Nazi’s so they let them live so your parents are bastards and whores.

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Oh.

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I think after reading all your responses, you’re all Jewish and the only reason your living is because your grandparents fucked the Nazi’s so they let them live so your parents are bastards and whores.

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I didn't spell Nazi wrong you fuckin Jew. I can " Jewish Whore " & " Hail Hitler " correct though.

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I read the 1st couple of strips to see what the fuss was about.. didnt care for them so skipped to the messages. This saga has become the best "strip" I have seen on here.. and the Ending! classic hollywood.. BRAVO .. encore encore