"Hey! How'd this Planet of the Apes figurine get mixed in with my G.I. Joes?"

Captions, damn you! I swear to god, I'll kill every last one of you miserable bastards!

Integrity sold separately.

;)

"I managed to fit my fat, ignorant ass into a flight suit and they made a doll outta me! Mission Accomplished!"

Bush: G.I. Joe, you have had fourteen years to disarm. Now we have no choice but to declare war on you.

Joe: For the last time, THE GUN IS ATTACHED TO MY HANDS!

He thinks Stretch Armstrong is full of oil.

Now with duty skipping action.

Terrorists and weapons of mass destruction are not toys. Therefore, you need a brave doll to help you rid the planet of them. Wait, I mean action figure! 'Doll' sounds too sissy. Can we change 'doll' to 'action figure!'? With the exclamation point, because I need people to believe in this doll!

"brains not included."

"Mom, I can't find my George W. Bush Aviator doll anywhere!"

In a tragic accident, Flight Suit Bush forgot to check for his parachute before going skydiving this morning. Police suspect a still-bitter Gore to blame.

"From the makers of 'Barbie-Fucking' Clinton."

"Real head-shoving-up-ass action!"

Comes with real packet of cocaine!

"Now you TOO can get all the hot Republican action Laura gets every night with your very own INFLATABLE BUSH!"

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"Mom, I can't find my George W. Bush Aviator doll anywhere!"

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