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possums
March 13, 2004 10:53 PM

well, there have to be five things in every category that you hate. I know I do!

Worst Movies

5. Requiem for a Dream
4. Pi
3. Schindler's List
2. Teh Passon of Teh Crist
1. Barry Lyndon

Worst Albums

5. That one Vines album where all the songs are the same. Don't want to remember the title.
4. Dark Side of Teh Moon. More like Lark Side of the Poon.
3. St. Anger.
2. Teh Green Album
1. Teh Bleeding

you must have some.

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graykane
March 13, 2004 11:22 PM

quote:
well, there have to be five things in every category that you hate. I know I do!

Worst Movies

5. Requiem for a Dream
4. Pi
3. Schindler's List
2. Teh Passon of Teh Crist
1. Barry Lyndon

first of all, you're nutz. second of all, the dueling fight in barry lindon is worth the whole movie.

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Worst Albums

4. Dark Side of Teh Moon. More like Lark Side of the Poon

maybe it's a generational thing, but you're out of your mind. go eat mushrooms (or fuck a cow) until it starts to make sense. only after it starts to make sense can you respond to this. (yes, i've fucked a cow. read my comics.)

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Inflatable_Man
March 13, 2004 11:22 PM

I couldn't disagree more with your worst albums and movies.

Requiem, Pi, Schindler's and Barry Lyndon are all great movie imo (I haven't seen Passion).

And Dark Side of the Moon is one of the best albums ever as any college stoner will be quick to tell you.

Worst movies:

Showgirls
Plan-9 from Outer Space
Glitter
Gigli
Air Bud II

(yes, I've seen all of them. Although Plan-9 is so bad its good, the other movies listed are just so bad... they're... still bad)

I don't have a list for bad albums, because bad albums are usually just forgettable. They don't sear your mind like bad movies. Besides, if I don't really like a band I usually don't bother getting an album from them. Popular bands that I hate include Creed, Nickleback, POD, Kid Rock and Limp Bizket.

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possums March 13, 2004 11:36 PM	Schindler, Requiem= Didactic, boring. Req= headache-inducing camera, annoying characters. Pi= more headaches. Schindler= Jewrassic Park and don't get me started about Barry Lyndon. And Dark Side of the Moon is ridiculously overrated, has one good song: breathe. Money and Time are ok... but the rest? EEENK. Start over.
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Inflatable_Man March 13, 2004 11:41 PM	You're welcome to your opinions, but I'm not sure how to take your description of Schindler's List as 'Jewrassic Park'. Its kinda insulting, seeing as its a movie about the very real horror of the holocaust.
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possums March 14, 2004 12:20 AM	what I mean is that Steven Spielberg basically turned the holocaust in to a theme park ride. Like he does with all his movies. The Pianist is far better. I retract Pi and put in American History X instead. Another terribly didactic and painful movie.
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Chi_The_Cynic
March 14, 2004 4:38 AM

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what I mean is that Steven Spielberg basically turned the holocaust in to a theme park ride. Like he does with all his movies. The Pianist is far better.

I retract Pi and put in American History X instead. Another terribly didactic and painful movie.

It seems to me that you have no taste in movies whatsoever. If those movies you listed are the worst you've seen, perhaps you could give an example or two of what you would consider to be good movies?

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areallystupidguy
March 14, 2004 10:45 AM

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1. Teh Bleeding

I don't mean to insult, but you are a fucking retard.

Bottom 5 Awesome Movies of all Time:

These are movies that are totally awesome, yet are at the bottom of the list of awesome movies.

5. The Paper Brigade
4. Turkish Star Wars
3. Max Keeble's Big Move
2. The Beatles Yellow Submarine
1. Space Mutiny

Actually, Turkish Star Wars is the greatest movie of all time, so Cinderfella takes it's place.

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possums
March 14, 2004 12:53 PM

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what I mean is that Steven Spielberg basically turned the holocaust in to a theme park ride. Like he does with all his movies. The Pianist is far better.

I retract Pi and put in American History X instead. Another terribly didactic and painful movie.

It seems to me that you have no taste in movies whatsoever. If those movies you listed are the worst you've seen, perhaps you could give an example or two of what you would consider to be good movies?

The Godfather Pt.2 and The Pianist.

I just really hate overrated movies. If I wanted to make a list of movies that were seriously bad....

1. Gigli
2. From Justin to Kelly
3. Requiem For a Dream(what can I say, it sucks.)
4. that stupid frankie muniz spy movie. Cary Franks or something?
5. Like Mike

Those were seriously poorly-made movies, but I usually go by overatedness.

And areallystupid guy, we're probably not thinking of the same The Bleeding. I like the Cannibal Corpse version it's just the Michael Bolton album I hate. It might not be the bleeding, its something like the suffering or whatever.

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areallystupidguy March 14, 2004 2:11 PM	quote: And areallystupid guy, we're probably not thinking of the same The Bleeding. I like the Cannibal Corpse version it's just the Michael Bolton album I hate. It might not be the bleeding, its something like the suffering or whatever. ohhhhhhh. slaps forehead
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Rabid_Weasle March 14, 2004 2:19 PM	Possums, would you stop trolling and piss off already. And if you're not trolling then you are a moron. OMG!!! TEH CITIZEN KAIN SI TEH SUX0RZ!!! IT NEEDS TEH EXPLOSION ND TEH TITS!!!!1111 LMAO!!!!111
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possums March 14, 2004 2:22 PM	I like Citizen Kane..... You aren't one of those LOTR fundamentalists from IMDb are you?
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fuzzyman March 14, 2004 6:25 PM	At the top of any "worst" list has to be the atrocity known as Lifeforce. The only movie I ever walked out of, it was so awful.
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MikeyG March 17, 2004 11:44 AM	Inflate had the best list so far. But I have to add some more. 5. Master of Disguise 4. Eraserhead 3. Mission to Mars 2. Down With Love 1. GIGLI From Justin to Kelly should not be on the list of worst movies. It was not a movie. It was a corporate jerk-off/pat on the back caught on tape.
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UnknownEric March 17, 2004 2:45 PM	quote: 2. Down With Love Ehh, it wasn't that bad. I mean, it had a certain knowing wink. Plus, Sarah Paulson is hot.
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possums March 17, 2004 4:37 PM	quote: 4. Eraserhead You, sir, are an enormous ass maggot.
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areallystupidguy March 17, 2004 7:02 PM	quote: 5. Master of Disguise That movie was just sad. Am I not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?
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NooniePuuBunny March 17, 2004 8:11 PM	"The Summer of Sam" I just have one thing to say to that movie: /comics/NooniePuuBunny/215544/
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little_kitty March 18, 2004 7:12 AM	I realise this is far overdue, but Schindler's List was an amazing movie. We watched it in my 11th grade History class and ... yeah. You're a twat to call it Jewrassic Park.
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andydougan March 18, 2004 7:24 AM	How about Raiders of the Lost Kike???
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kaufman March 18, 2004 7:39 AM	In chronological order: Glen or Glenda Red Zone Cuba Manos: The Hands of Fate Funny Lady Hercules (1984)
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MikeyG March 18, 2004 9:21 AM	What about Hercules in New York starring a heavily dubbed-over Arnold Schwarzenegger and Arnold Stang as Pretzie? Yes, there was a character named Pretzie, and you've GOT to see this movie. It's a classic. Possums, Eraserhead SUCKED. I generally liked David Lynch, but Eraserhead was just putrid. And not in an amusing, Plan-9 way, either.
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boorite
March 18, 2004 9:44 AM

Four of the five worst movies ever were Independence Day. The fifth is all of Hugh Grant's romantic comedies.

Since there are too many bad popular music albums-- practically all of them-- to pick a bottom 5, I decided instead to list Boorite's Bottom Five Things among the Universe of Things Not Liked by Boorite:

5. The Holiday season
4. Air travel
3. Dozing at the wheel
2. Dead pets
1. Withdrawal symptoms

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possums March 18, 2004 12:29 PM	Look.... Schindler's List is completely maudlin. IT SUCKS. The only thing I hate more than the film itself is the fans. If you say anything even slightly negative you get, "R U A NAZEE?!?!" I hate the movie and I am Jewish. All the film does is seperate the huge rift between reform Jews and idiots like PunkkRoccPrincez. The Pianist, on the other hand, was a fucking masterpiece.
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little_kitty
March 18, 2004 12:43 PM

Okay, I would never do a "OMG R U A NAZI?!?". That's completely out of my character. Nor would I even think that, but thanks for bringing it up.

What is it about Schindler's List that made it so maudlin for you? I do believe that I actually cried in that movie (not that it takes a lot for me, being a woman, to get choked up... STILL), and I am actually German. Blond-haired-blue-eyed German. Ayrian race I suppose is what it is. But that movie made me basically dislike the German culture of that era, and its kind of hard to make you dislike your own heritage.

Whatever, though. If you don't like it, fine. Just don't go bashing it to that extreme in front of people who did enjoy it.

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Zaster March 18, 2004 2:02 PM	quote: ...being a woman... Blond-haired-blue-eyed... Ayrian race Seeing anybody? Sorry. Bad movies -- anything starring Melanie Griffith or Brandon Frasier.
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little_kitty March 18, 2004 2:26 PM	haha... Zaster, no. But working on it.
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NooniePuuBunny March 18, 2004 8:47 PM	quote: (not that it takes a lot for me, being a woman, to get choked up... STILL), Getting choked up at a movie has nothing to do with womanhood. I am a woman and yet I've only cried at one movie in my life. It takes a buttload to get me to cry. So :P on your politically incorrect statement.
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umfumdisi
March 18, 2004 11:47 PM

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In chronological order:

Glen or Glenda

Red Zone Cuba

Manos: The Hands of Fate

Funny Lady

Hercules (1984)

kaufman likes MST3K--who knew? :D

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Five worst MST3Ks:

Hamlet (dreary, and the guys weren't into it)
Monsters A Go-Go (horrible, pointless movie)
Diabolik (because it was the last MST3K :( )
Invasion Of The Neptune Men (one too many bad Japanese films)
The Screaming Skull (long periods of yawn)

"Space Mutiny" is one of my absolute favorites. The movie is ridiculously inept, yet it's horribly entertaining, plus Mike and the 'bots riff on absolutely everything.

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Zaster March 19, 2004 5:43 AM	quote: "Space Mutiny" is one of my absolute favorites. The movie is ridiculously inept, yet it's horribly entertaining, plus Mike and the 'bots riff on absolutely everything. Heh. My favorite was "Horror at Party Beach". I was in tears by the time they got done adding dialogue to the badly written romance scenes (which had awkward pauses you could drive a bulldozer through).
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UnknownEric March 19, 2004 6:51 AM	Both good MSTs, but neither hold a candle to the all-time genius of "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies." Their riffing on the musical numbers almost made me pee my pants.
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MikeyG March 19, 2004 10:07 AM	I missed a lot of MST3K episodes since Joel left. he was funnier and better. Mike was all right, but the first couple of seasons of that show were amazing.
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umfumdisi
March 19, 2004 1:40 PM

When MST3K went to the Sci-Fi Channel, they had to start using Sci-Fi themed movies pretty much exclusively. Joel was great, but Mike was one of his writers, so I don't think the show fell off that much. Another excellent episode is "[B]Parts: The Clonus Horror[/B]."

sci-fi.com has gone so far as to remove MST3K from their website--bastards. There's a better site for info, anyway, but I don't have the URL here with me. Okay, before this turns into a "mistie" thread...

Five Worst Super Heroes:

1. The Flash--Hey, guys, I can run REALLY fast! (even though I usually pretended to be him when playing "Superheroes.")
2. The Wonder Twins--Almost goes without saying.
3. Captain Planet--Ugh.
4. Captain Caveman--Cool idea, but he never caught anyone on purpose.
5. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy--Too old.

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little_kitty March 19, 2004 1:59 PM	quote: Five Worst Super Heroes: 3. Captain Planet--Ugh. No way!! Captain Planet was the coolest! Maybe that's just because in spite of his blue skin and green hair, I thought he was cute. I was 5 or 6. So sue me!! o/' Captain Planet, he's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero! '\o
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NooniePuuBunny
March 19, 2004 7:55 PM

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Five Worst Super Heroes:

3. Captain Planet--Ugh.

No way!! Captain Planet was the coolest! Maybe that's just because in spite of his blue skin and green hair, I thought he was cute. I was 5 or 6. So sue me!!

o/' Captain Planet, he's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero! '\o

Ever wonder what would happen if you mixed Captain Planet with Billy Graham?

You'd get Billy Planet. "You caused a nuclear leak. YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL!" "You just dumped crude oil on the Galapagos Islands, YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL!"

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possums
March 19, 2004 8:19 PM

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o/' Captain Planet, he's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero! '\o

Gonna help him something under...
bad guys who like to loot and lunder(?)!

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, CAPTAIN PLANET!!!

Bottom Five Worst Places to Try to Have Sex

1. Cardboard Box
2. Crawlspace
3. Fireplace
4. Fridge
5. Vat of Acid

Ironcially, these are also locations where Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy hid most of their victims. : \

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TheNewSoup
March 19, 2004 9:54 PM

Bottom Five Worst Reasons to Watch "Secondhand Lions"

5. The Saudi Arabian guy looks kind of like a pirate.
4. Everything else in Blockbuster was rented. Even the tapes of old GI Joe episodes.
3. Your girlfriend had you totally convinced that it was awesome.
2. You are a Haley Joel Osment completionist.
1. You thought it was funny.

And I can say with some confidence that Hamlet is the worst episode of MST3K, and that Space Mutiny is the best. "Hold onto your helmets, we'll be reaching speeds of THREE!"

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MikeyG
March 20, 2004 7:18 PM

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Five Worst Super Heroes:

1. The Flash--Hey, guys, I can run REALLY fast! (even though I usually pretended to be him when playing "Superheroes.")
2. The Wonder Twins--Almost goes without saying.
3. Captain Planet--Ugh.
4. Captain Caveman--Cool idea, but he never caught anyone on purpose.
5. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy--Too old.

You forgot about Hong Kong Fooey

P.S. - Spongebob is an awesome show,

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possums March 20, 2004 7:46 PM	Five Worst Places to Get Cancer 1. The ass 2. the eye 3. the genitals 4. the nipples 5. the brain
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kaufman March 20, 2004 8:34 PM	quote: Five Worst Places to Get Cancer 1. The ass 2. the eye 3. the genitals 4. the nipples 5. the brain Not even close. 1. New Jersey.
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umfumdisi March 20, 2004 10:14 PM	quote: You forgot about Hong Kong Fooey P.S. - Spongebob is an awesome show, Hong Kong Fooey? How can you not love a crime-fighting janitor voiced by Scatman Cruthers with a cat for a sidekick? And the car!!! Even though he was a sucky Superhero?? [hr] I think I have Sandy Cheeks.
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EvilZak March 20, 2004 11:48 PM	Whattya mean not even close, Kaufman? I'd say New Jersey is the ass. rimshot Worst Simpsons characters: 5: Jasper 4: Wiggum's wife 3: The unibrow baby 2: Dolph 1: The "A-yeeeeeeeeesssssssss?" guy
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dcomposed
March 21, 2004 12:04 AM

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Five Worst Super Heroes:

1. The Flash--Hey, guys, I can run REALLY fast! (even though I usually pretended to be him when playing "Superheroes.")
2. The Wonder Twins--Almost goes without saying.
3. Captain Planet--Ugh.
4. Captain Caveman--Cool idea, but he never caught anyone on purpose.
5. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy--Too old.

Why the MOTHERFUCK is Aqua Man not on that list?

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MikeyG March 21, 2004 6:31 AM	quote: Hong Kong Fooey? How can you not love a crime-fighting janitor voiced by Scatman Cruthers with a cat for a sidekick? And the car!!! Even though he was a sucky Superhero?? He was just a crappy Superhero, but I didn't say I didn't like him.
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possums March 21, 2004 9:40 AM	quote: 1: The "A-yeeeeeeeeesssssssss?" guy I like that guy.
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User #16352 March 21, 2004 9:42 AM	You would.
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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 March 21, 2004 7:43 PM	quote: I think I have Sandy Cheeks. Wow. How long did it take to mutate Syphilis into that one?
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umfumdisi March 21, 2004 8:39 PM	[quoteWhy the MOTHERFUCK is Aqua Man not on that list? I seriously considered Le Hombre D'Agua, but he can summon sea creatures using telepathy. I doubt you know a better way to get Mermaid tail, so lay off Aqua Man!
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NooniePuuBunny
March 21, 2004 9:38 PM

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Five Worst Super Heroes:

1. The Flash--Hey, guys, I can run REALLY fast! (even though I usually pretended to be him when playing "Superheroes.")
2. The Wonder Twins--Almost goes without saying.
3. Captain Planet--Ugh.
4. Captain Caveman--Cool idea, but he never caught anyone on purpose.
5. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy--Too old.

Why the MOTHERFUCK is Aqua Man not on that list?

Aquaman should be at the top. I agree with #2, #3, and #5 (I hate spongebob).

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User #16352 March 22, 2004 4:44 AM	Freakazoid should be on there.
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