The weapon? Haiku
The subject? Goatse (and friends)
The reason? The honour of a woman

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And the moral of the story? Overloading on goatse imagery can kill a man dead. Unless that man be Spanky-boy Spankling.

I hate haiku.
It has no meaning for me,
because it bores me.

"Meat meat red raw meat, Marbled sinewy raw red gape, Scald 3rd degree bum."

classy

Brilliant.