The budget for the latest Terminator sequel has been slashed dramatically.

I'm Rick James , Bitch !

Jay's laughter quickly turned to horror after his boss (who told him he could build a robotic monkey to do Jay's job better) actually made good his threat.

It flings shit at a velocity unmatched in nature.

"The REAL King Kong"

California governor Arnold Schwartzenegger and former Carmel mayor Clint Eastwood are said to be joining forces in the upcoming action flick "Every Which Way But Loose 3: Rise of the Orangutang Cyborgs". Here, a robotic Clyde is programmed to delete all pornographic Ruth Gordon images from unauthorized "Harold and Maude" fan sites.

"How much did I drink on that flight? I don't remember ordering anything from SkyMall."

Yup! We've come a long way since the seventies. Now I can open and close my automated garage door by using a remote control the size of a small walnut (or two hazlenutes sellotaped together).
But I tell ya son, back in the seventies, a 15 Kilo remote control that used decapitated monkey heads for a battery was state-of-the-art.

We was such a promise in "big trouble in Little china" and now look at how he ended. A lawn ornament *sob*

Daddy? COme back inside, Daddy!

Daddy? COme back inside, Daddy!

1. No sir, I'm not going to kill you. I'm just the parking valet.

2. Oh? Well, on my planet, YOU would be considered the stomach-churningly hideous one.

3. Mind if I lick your feet? Promise I won't eat 'em.

4. I'm from the escort service. Bunny called in sick.