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MikeyG
March 21, 2004 9:21 AM

Hey! I've talked it over with umfum, and this is going to be the main theme of this contest:

ME.

That's right, it'll be good ol' MikeyG. But with a twist. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make fun of me. That's right, go on and rip me a new one. This gives everyone a great chance to enter this contest. People who hate me, and people who merely kind of dislike me (as for people who like me, when you register, be sure to put me on your favorites) get to say whatever they want about me.

Not only will it be totally cool, but you might actually get rewarded for it. No holds barred, anything goes. Lighthearted, or just downright mean, as long as its funny it'll fly. And all you milquetoasts out there who like to abstain from poking fun at other people's foibles, just do it anyway. I'm asking you to. Put aside your heart for a minute and just let your humor do the talking. Don't worry about hurt feelings, because I have none to hurt!

No limit on entries, judging will be one week from tomorrow. I may be seriously overestimating how many people have something to say, but if I see that the flow of insults hasn't slowed down by Sunday of next week, I'll extend this contest.

Take your best shot, motherfuckers. I'm ready for you.

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MikeyG
March 21, 2004 9:27 AM

This is the bonus to the CC. Please, please submit entries for both. Now, we haven't worked it out yet, but the winner of the bonus will have some bearing on the outcome of the main and vice versa.

Bonus contest from umfumdisi:

THE UNCONTEST

You think you suck? PROVE IT!

I want to see some BAAAAAAAAAAAAD comics. I don't necessarily mean nasty, perverted, and obscene (although some minds work quite well that way). I mean BAD comics that don't make sense, that have poor setups or punchlines or both, that are too long or short, are funny for all the wrong reasons, or they just suck like wirthling (no offense).

Rules & Rewards:

1) No more than two (2) comics per person! I don't want to read THAT much crap.

2) Old comics are allowed, but new ones are encouraged.

3) Begin the title of your comic with "BONUS 237:" If you are submitting an old comic, let me know that it is for the Uncontest.

4) I will select the best worst comic as the winner. The author of that comic qualifies for a special secret surprise challenge from the Society of Umfumdisic Comics and Knowledge (SUCK).

Judgment will take place near the same time as MikeyG declares for his contest. Here's wishing you bad luck...

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User #16352 March 21, 2004 9:29 AM	218582
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possums March 21, 2004 9:33 AM	218584
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User #16352 March 21, 2004 9:34 AM	218585
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User #16352 March 21, 2004 9:38 AM	218586
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lukket March 21, 2004 9:42 AM	218587 I'm so sorry...
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User #16352 March 21, 2004 9:46 AM	/comics/boinky33/218588/
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User #16352 March 21, 2004 9:50 AM	/comics/boinky33/218590/
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User #16352 March 21, 2004 9:59 AM	/comics/boinky33/218592/
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possums March 21, 2004 10:06 AM	218593 O now I hat u, umfudees, cuz wen I mak a cmoic liek thsi 1 I hav 2 takk liek ths. Thnx 4 notihgn.
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lukket March 21, 2004 10:09 AM	218591 ducks
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possums March 21, 2004 10:13 AM	218594
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niteowl March 21, 2004 10:17 AM	218596
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niteowl March 21, 2004 10:54 AM	218600
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MikeyG March 21, 2004 10:55 AM	quote: I think you talk way too fucking much. So? Damn, every single one of these made me laugh so far, but boinky is totally rockin' you motherfuckers at this point.
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Rabid_Weasle March 21, 2004 11:03 AM	/comics/Rabid_Weasle/218601/
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm March 21, 2004 11:40 AM	Yeh i want a piece of you. Come on you dumb fuck. Ill rip out your liver through your nose and feed it back in through your ass. Fucking cocksucker. 218604 And Ummfidisi , erm , am i supposed to say "Fuck you too", or just post a shitty comic? Fuck it, its done now. 36138 Anything i ever did based on planetarion had a really high suck factor.
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ftc March 21, 2004 12:43 PM	218620
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lukket March 21, 2004 1:10 PM	218629
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dcomposed March 21, 2004 1:56 PM	CCs fucking suck now.
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NeoVid March 21, 2004 2:30 PM	All the other SC Geezers(TM) should love this. /comics/NeoVid/218636/
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kaufman March 21, 2004 6:01 PM	218676
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BigEvilDan March 21, 2004 6:13 PM	/comics/BigEvilDan/218680/
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Ewwwww March 21, 2004 6:36 PM	MikeyG's big secret. Take this, you cunt! /comics/Ewwwww/218683/
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umfumdisi
March 21, 2004 9:02 PM

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And Ummfidisi , erm , am i supposed to say "Fuck you too", or just post a shitty comic? Fuck it, its done now.

If you really want to tell me to fuck off, this would be the time and place to do it. I'll just pretend that you were confused by the dual contests.

And although that comic was shit, it was much too coherent to "win" the Uncontest.

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dcom, that was a horrible entry. You just might win the bonus.

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dcomposed March 21, 2004 9:52 PM	Meh.
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dcomposed March 21, 2004 10:06 PM	/comics/dcomposed/218725/
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User #16352 March 22, 2004 4:54 AM	/comics/boinky33/218749/
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MikeyG March 22, 2004 6:11 AM	quote: CCs fucking suck now. Pussy.
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm March 22, 2004 9:50 AM	Ive noticed from Boinky's comics that whenever you put the Indy Pete character in with the WIGU Roger character , Indy Pete looks unbelievably gay.
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possums March 22, 2004 10:16 AM	218782 218783 218785
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fzh March 22, 2004 10:17 AM	218780 218784
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possums March 22, 2004 10:34 AM	well, fzh, if you don't get the creativity award, here's an honorary one on me. That street was fucking GENIUS.
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fzh March 22, 2004 11:51 AM	I'd love to take credit for it, but ut wasn't me who made up that street. I can't find the comic or I'd tell you who it was.
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Melkor March 22, 2004 3:13 PM	/comics/Melkor/218828/ Warning: may contain nuts
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Melkor March 22, 2004 3:31 PM	/comics/Melkor/218831/ Warning: May contain MikeyG
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possums March 22, 2004 3:34 PM	218822 218824 218832 Well, fzh... or fuzzeh... I've yet to see it... so you've got my respect.
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Matchbook_Romance March 22, 2004 4:49 PM	;) /comics/Matchbook_Romance/218837/
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niteowl March 22, 2004 6:02 PM	Match, that was a masterpiece. 218854
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Melkor March 22, 2004 7:08 PM	Men, that last strip was comedy gold. I hate him by osmosis =P
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umfumdisi March 22, 2004 7:31 PM	quote: I'd love to take credit for it, but ut wasn't me who made up that street. I can't find the comic or I'd tell you who it was. Here's my example of "the street" from late last year, but it's hard to imagine it hadn't been done before.
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MikeyG March 22, 2004 8:38 PM	This contest has had a great turnout so far. Everyone has made me laugh (except possums, of course) and this is gonna be a tough one to judge.
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User #16352 March 23, 2004 4:53 AM	Just pick me.
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possums March 23, 2004 8:58 AM	quote: This contest has had a great turnout so far. Everyone has made me laugh (except possums, of course) and this is gonna be a tough one to judge. A fuckhead is you.
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MikeyG March 23, 2004 9:18 AM	quote: A fuckhead is you. FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU! I'MA CUT YO MUHFUCKIN' FROAT, BEYITCH! DIE, DIE! ... Awww, I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean it, I swear. I love you baby. Here, baby, here's some flowers and a pony. Aw, baby, you know I loves you. I'm so sorry, baby. [/Ike Turner]
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possums March 23, 2004 9:21 AM	You disturb me greatly. A psychotic is you.
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Melkor March 23, 2004 4:05 PM	/comics/Melkor/219003/ there's no end for the punchlines possible =P /comics/Melkor/219004/ just because I can.
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possums March 23, 2004 10:10 PM	219073 Aigh! Bear with me... only about a few seconds ago did I realize the clichÃ©d punnage in that last one... please forgive me, Godfather.
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kaufman March 24, 2004 6:53 AM	219091
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