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User #16352
March 30, 2004 3:57 AM

Cool, I won. Anyway, enough small talk.
In this CC I want you to offend me.
Yes, that is correct, make offensive comics.
I am very hard to offend and I want to see how far you can go. Of course, it has to be funny, too.
There's no real main rules. Just make crude, rude comics or anything that would make somebody go: :O
But no racist stuff, okay?
And since MikeyG won the last one, if he enters, he has to make the entire comic in haiku.
Juding will be in 5 or 6 days.

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smamurai
March 30, 2004 4:40 AM

Ok so I definitely won't be retelling this old racist joke -

Q) Whats a cocoon?

A) A b-black man

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kramer_vs_kramer
March 30, 2004 5:03 AM

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kramer_vs_kramer
March 30, 2004 5:09 AM

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MikeyG
March 30, 2004 5:43 AM

kramer, if THAT had been your contest entry, you probably would have cinched it.

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smamurai
March 30, 2004 5:53 AM

but surely it would have been out of context as that compo would still have been ongoing at the time?

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smamurai
March 30, 2004 6:28 AM

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MikeyG
March 30, 2004 6:37 AM

quote:
but surely it would have been out of context as that compo would still have been ongoing at the time?

No one has ever made a comic about a hypothetical future? Isn't EVERY comic about the future hypothetical?

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smamurai
March 30, 2004 6:48 AM

quote:
Isn't EVERY comic about the future hypothetical?

That depends on your definition of 'hypothetical', 'comic' and 'the'.

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possums
March 30, 2004 8:36 AM

220171

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UnknownEric
March 30, 2004 9:09 AM

220180

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UnknownEric
March 30, 2004 9:13 AM

220181

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Bazilla
March 30, 2004 9:18 AM

My first CC entry for over a year, feel special.

220183

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EvilZak
March 30, 2004 9:23 AM

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UnknownEric
March 30, 2004 9:26 AM

Does it say something about me that I'm really inspired by this contest? ;)
220188

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possums
March 30, 2004 9:54 AM

220193

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MikeyG
March 30, 2004 5:39 PM

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possums
March 30, 2004 5:41 PM

*faint*

mikey wins.

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Noodle_Stick
March 30, 2004 5:57 PM

220312

yeh ok. Had to do it.

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Matchbook_Romance
March 30, 2004 6:10 PM

You know I love you buddy.

/comics/Matchbook_Romance/220315/

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Rabid_Weasle
March 30, 2004 7:16 PM

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AtheistDiary
March 30, 2004 8:43 PM

220337

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smamurai
March 31, 2004 1:33 AM

Are you allowed to enter old strips? For I too have some slightly offensive haikus -

/comics/smamurai/217881/

You know it is really hard to think of something offensive nowadays.

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User #16352
March 31, 2004 3:58 AM

Why is everyone making fun of me?

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User #16352
March 31, 2004 3:59 AM

quote:
/comics/Rabid_Weasle/220326/
:(

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MikeyG
March 31, 2004 6:14 AM

I'm just trying to offend you. I figure the best way to offend you is to make fun of you.

I don't want to make you sad. You're my hero.

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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987
March 31, 2004 8:16 AM

220400
220402
220404
220405

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smamurai
March 31, 2004 8:20 AM

Is it just me or does no-one elst think they can possibly come up with a comic to offend Boinky?

/comics/boinky33/74646/

Maybe we're approaching it from the wrong angle, perhaps a twee predictable comic would offend him most?
But I don't have the balls to fuck up my good run of strips, or to steal one from Brad.

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MikeyG
March 31, 2004 10:07 AM

I am not sure how to offend boinky either. I figured the only way to offend him would be to make fun of him. I don't know what else to do.

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User #16352
March 31, 2004 10:12 AM

You don't have to offend ME personally!

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MikeyG
March 31, 2004 10:21 AM

Well, I DID have to offend you personally, because you're making me enter in haiku!

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crabby
March 31, 2004 11:20 AM

220425

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
March 31, 2004 11:45 AM

Uh Oh

I sense an off the wall, blinded by science, driven by hate, Crabby masterpiece series here.

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UnknownEric
March 31, 2004 2:16 PM

220471

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Rabid_Weasle
March 31, 2004 2:49 PM


:(

Does that mean I'm winning?

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possums
March 31, 2004 5:42 PM

220511

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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987
March 31, 2004 7:09 PM

quote:
you're making me enter in haiku!

I had to do an American authors project for English and I wanted to choose you but you weren't on the list. So I chose Poe instead.

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umfumdisi
March 31, 2004 11:34 PM

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crabby
April 1, 2004 5:43 AM

quote:
I sense an off the wall, blinded by science, driven by hate, Crabby masterpiece series here.


KKP, you've motivated me.

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crabby
April 1, 2004 6:04 AM

220625
220626
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I'm offended.

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kramer_vs_kramer
April 1, 2004 6:22 AM

Is it the most offensive comic that wins, or is it the funniest comic that happens to be offensive? I've had an idea for a strip, but frankly I feel deeply uneasy just thinking about it and I'm not sure it's worth making.

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MikeyG
April 1, 2004 6:40 AM

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
April 1, 2004 8:36 AM

Mikey , sorry dude, but no amount of haiku spouting, dead baby defecating, frog fucking patricide is going to top that Crabby Masterpiece series.

Absoloutely fucking unbelievable. Crabby, you magnificent bastard!

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mmyers
April 1, 2004 9:32 AM

220658

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kaufman
April 1, 2004 7:39 PM

220787

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smamurai
April 2, 2004 1:20 AM

quote:
I've had an idea for a strip, but frankly I feel deeply uneasy just thinking about it and I'm not sure it's worth making.

Sounds like a winner to me, make the fucking srip already.

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andydougan
April 2, 2004 8:10 AM

Are old comics allowed?

/comics/andydougan/202610/

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xxausrottenxx
April 2, 2004 9:47 AM

220859

220863

220864

220865

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MikeyG
April 2, 2004 5:40 PM

Ouch, dougan. I don't know if I can top your entry.

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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
April 3, 2004 10:55 AM

221144

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