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biped
March 31, 2004 10:41 PM

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Here's my latest foray into utter greatness, for which the entire world will sag to its bony knees in awe and beg me for the privelege of allowing it to worship me for all eternity. Just read it and then go read my other new ones, and while you're at it you might as well read all the old ones again since they're so great compared to yours. Unless you're too stupid to figure out how to do that, of course.

If you choose to dispute the fact that my comics are the greatest comics in the entire universe, and that a single one of them is worth infinitely more than every human life on this planet put together, then your negative comments will be driven only by your jealosy and your overwhelming, soul-crushing sense of total inadequacy in comparison to my utter greatness.

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Matchbook_Romance
March 31, 2004 10:56 PM

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Here's my latest foray into utter greatness, for which the entire world will sag to its bony knees in awe and beg me for the privelege of allowing it to worship me for all eternity. Just read it and then go read my other new ones, and while you're at it you might as well read all the old ones again since they're so great compared to yours. Unless you're too stupid to figure out how to do that, of course.

If you choose to dispute the fact that my comics are the greatest comics in the entire universe, and that a single one of them is worth infinitely more than every human life on this planet put together, then your negative comments will be driven only by your jealosy and your overwhelming, soul-crushing sense of total inadequacy in comparison to my utter greatness.

I get it, April Fool's right?

Your comic was pretty dull. In my opinion, the title to your comic was an automatic -25 points. I felt confused about the whole comic, and when I came to the end, I found out there wasn't even a punchline. Sorry try again.

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biped
March 31, 2004 11:17 PM

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I get it, April Fool's right?

Your comic was pretty dull. In my opinion, the title to your comic was an automatic -25 points. I felt confused about the whole comic, and when I came to the end, I found out there wasn't even a punchline. Sorry try again.

You'll be singing a different tune when "Bad Dog" is turned into a $200,000,000 motion picture starring Jack Nicholson as "Dog On Ball" and Marlon Brando as "Woofy", and it sweeps all the major Academy awards. During my acceptance speech, after the standing ovation has finally died down, I'll chuckle softly and say, "Guess what? Once, there was this person who actually thought 'Bad Dog' was a dumb story." And the utter shock from this startling revelation will cause everyone in the entire audience to instantly die of heart attacks.

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MikeyG April 1, 2004 7:10 AM	Woofy is sexy. But your comics aren't.
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biped April 1, 2004 7:25 AM	quote: Woofy is sexy. But your comics aren't. Thank you. It is immensely gratifying to see that my goal of making all of my comics completely devoid of sexiness, with the sole exception of the Woofy character, has been a total success.
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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 April 1, 2004 7:40 AM	quote: quote: Woofy is sexy. But your comics aren't. Thank you. It is immensely gratifying to see that my goal of making all of my comics completely devoid of sexiness, with the sole exception of the Woofy character, has been a total success. Don't you go getting a sexier-than-thou attitude on us. >_<
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Melkor
April 1, 2004 8:34 AM

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Here's my latest foray into utter greatness, for which the entire world will sag to its bony knees in awe and beg me for the privelege of allowing it to worship me for all eternity. Just read it and then go read my other new ones, and while you're at it you might as well read all the old ones again since they're so great compared to yours. Unless you're too stupid to figure out how to do that, of course.

If you choose to dispute the fact that my comics are the greatest comics in the entire universe, and that a single one of them is worth infinitely more than every human life on this planet put together, then your negative comments will be driven only by your jealosy and your overwhelming, soul-crushing sense of total inadequacy in comparison to my utter greatness.

You've been reading Microsoft's License agreament lately havent you? Just replaced the word 'software' by the word 'comics'.
The sad part is that the text was 10x funnier than the strip.

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biped
April 1, 2004 8:56 AM

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You've been reading Microsoft's License agreament lately havent you? Just replaced the word 'software' by the word 'comics'.
The sad part is that the text was 10x funnier than the strip.

I'm glad you picked up on the underlying layer of sadness that I was attempting to imbue in my comic. I was only trying to make it five times less funny than the Microsoft License Agreement, so I'm pleased to find that you thought it twice as successful as I'd hoped for.

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MikeyG April 1, 2004 9:00 AM	Biped, I am not sure I like your comics, but you yourself are a funny motherfucker.
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biped April 1, 2004 2:06 PM	quote: Biped, I am not sure I like your comics, but you yourself are a funny motherfucker. I found your comment so semi-flattering that I immediately created a comic with you in it. /comics/biped/220689/
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MikeyG April 1, 2004 2:17 PM	Now THAT one I liked. I have a weakness for well-done rhyming.
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Noodle_Stick April 1, 2004 3:53 PM	that last one wasnt bad.
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biped April 1, 2004 4:06 PM	Thanks! That makes me feel really great! Which is unsurprising, of course, considering the fact that I am really great.
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MikeyG April 2, 2004 6:08 AM	biped, just keep inserting the sarcasm and humor you exibit in your posts into your comics, and you'll be kick-ass in no time.
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biped April 2, 2004 7:25 AM	quote: biped, just keep inserting the sarcasm and humor you exibit in your posts into your comics, and you'll be kick-ass in no time. I would, but since my comics are already so much better than everyone else's, I see no need to rub it in by making them even greater.
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biped April 2, 2004 8:54 AM	/comics/biped/220903/
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm April 2, 2004 9:10 AM	If every poster on the boards has to have a catchphrase associated with them, and Biped is making a play for his to be "Ill get my Chainsaw and Kill you with it" , then i genuinely fear for the future of "Teh Funneh" on this forum. It would be more appropriate as "Ill get my chainsaw and kill the comedy"
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biped
April 2, 2004 9:19 AM

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If every poster on the boards has to have a catchphrase associated with them, and Biped is making a play for his to be "Ill get my Chainsaw and Kill you with it" , then i genuinely fear for the future of "Teh Funneh" on this forum.

It would be more appropriate as

"Ill get my chainsaw and kill the comedy"

I appreciate your heartfelt praise, but in all fairness I must make one small correction -- "HEE HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!!" is actually Dog On Ball's catchphrase. My catchphrase, of course, is "I am better than you are."

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biped April 2, 2004 12:39 PM	/comics/biped/220917/
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biped April 3, 2004 10:24 AM	This comic is dedicated to roller-skating circus donkeys. /comics/biped/221136/
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biped April 8, 2004 2:55 PM	For all of you who fell madly in love with Dog On Ball and Woofy in their first co-starring adventure, here is another one for you to deeply cherish for the rest of your lives. /comics/biped/222450/
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TheNewSoup April 8, 2004 5:26 PM	quote: every poster on the boards has to have a catchphrase associated with them what's mine?
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MikeyG April 8, 2004 7:07 PM	quote: quote: every poster on the boards has to have a catchphrase associated with them what's mine? "Horses can't get any deader unless I'm the one beatin' 'em."
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biped April 8, 2004 7:27 PM	/comics/biped/221472/
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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 April 9, 2004 6:11 AM	quote: every poster on the boards has to have a catchphrase associated with them Ignorance is bliss.
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TheNewSoup April 9, 2004 11:44 AM	quote: "Horses can't get any deader unless I'm the one beatin' 'em." I don't like that one. How about "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy submarines"?
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Melkor April 9, 2004 1:10 PM	quote: quote: "Horses can't get any deader unless I'm the one beatin' 'em." I don't like that one. How about "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy submarines"? or "money cant buy happiness, but can buy dead horses for forensic purposes, and that's happiness, of a sort"
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biped April 10, 2004 10:16 AM	/comics/biped/222912/
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Anonymous_artist April 11, 2004 11:30 AM	I really don't like ur comics, if u want 2 see some comics that actually make sense visit my page by clicking my name.
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biped April 11, 2004 6:20 PM	I've already read all of your comics, and I think they're the best comics I've ever read.
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User #16352 April 11, 2004 6:25 PM	Ha! That's funny!
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biped April 12, 2004 12:30 PM	/comics/biped/223302/
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biped July 10, 2005 8:32 PM	I'm bumping this thread again because I like to periodically bump this thread.
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biped August 2, 2006 10:22 AM	I'm bumping this thread again because I like to periodically bump this thread again.
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boorite August 2, 2006 5:41 PM	You're an incredible fucking jerkoff, aren't you?
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niteowl August 2, 2006 5:46 PM
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boorite August 2, 2006 6:11 PM	Bumping threads is so lame, I had to do it too.
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biped August 2, 2006 8:49 PM	quote: You're an incredible fucking jerkoff, aren't you? If you had just said "fucking jerkoff", I would've said no.
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boorite August 2, 2006 9:51 PM	What if I had said Mr. Incredible Fucking Jerkoff?
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biped August 2, 2006 10:06 PM	I would've said, "That's my name, don't wear it out."
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boorite August 2, 2006 10:44 PM	Can I be Elasta Bitch?
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biped August 4, 2006 10:42 AM	Yep.
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Inflatable_Man August 4, 2006 11:27 AM	I'm bumping this thread again because I like to periodically bump this thread again.
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biped August 5, 2006 1:59 PM	Yes, you are.
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