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priapism
April 2, 2004 1:26 PM

Read them...

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biped
April 2, 2004 2:14 PM

I read them, and was amazed at how much more enjoyable it was than getting shot with a bazooka and then run over by a steamroller, or being buried alive with Gloria Allred.

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erin
April 2, 2004 4:51 PM

as long as it wasn't intended to be funny, i liked it. (except for the spanish one bc i couldn't read that one..)

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possums
April 2, 2004 5:11 PM

Not even kind of funny.

The last one, the one in spanish, though, might have been funny.

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MikeyG
April 2, 2004 5:31 PM

I thought 'Pizza' was pretty funny in an absurdist way. The other three are garbage. BUT, I like your username. I've always found priapism funny.

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priapism
April 2, 2004 6:04 PM

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Not even kind of funny.

The last one, the one in spanish, though, might have been funny.


I don't understand. What Spanish one? There's nothing like that. Unless you're a complete moron and you're talking about the Italian one.

Moron.

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priapism
April 2, 2004 6:18 PM

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priapism
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priapism
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priapism
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kramer_vs_kramer
April 3, 2004 2:37 AM

I really like them. Plus you have an excellent name.

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biped
April 3, 2004 6:03 AM

"The Magnificent Matador" had a pleasant quality to it that made me think of daffodils. "Welcome to a store" was insouciant, yet thought-provoking. "Pizza", however, I found disturbing, since it appeared that the boy was talking not on the phone, but to the phone.

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xxausrottenxx
April 4, 2004 7:01 PM

i prefer rabbit semen

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OMG_DaGmAr_6481987
April 5, 2004 7:42 AM

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Not even kind of funny.

The last one, the one in spanish, though, might have been funny.


I don't understand. What Spanish one? There's nothing like that. Unless you're a complete moron and you're talking about the Italian one.

Moron.



If I had been here this weekend, I could've set him straight first. BTW, the comics are a little dry, not like the cynical kind of dry. Just dry. But they're pretty good.

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smamurai
April 5, 2004 7:50 AM

The pizza one was the only one that was funny. As for the others, I waited and waited for a punchline only to be rebuffed in the most confounding manner. Ashton Kucher reading from a school text-book was by and far the low-point of my week so far. I know it's only Monday but I have a feeling my week can only get better from here on in.

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priapism
April 6, 2004 10:36 AM

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The pizza one was the only one that was funny. As for the others, I waited and waited for a punchline only to be rebuffed in the most confounding manner. Ashton Kucher reading from a school text-book was by and far the low-point of my week so far. I know it's only Monday but I have a feeling my week can only get better from here on in.
Listen, dumbass, if that is your real name. Not all comics need a punchline. It can still be funny without one. But you wouldn't know. I went through some of your comics and PU! They were god awful!
Ashton Kucher teaching Imperialism is very funny and you don't know true humour!

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priapism
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priapism
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MikeyG
April 6, 2004 10:54 AM

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Listen, dumbass, if that is your real name. Not all comics need a punchline. It can still be funny without one. But you wouldn't know. I went through some of your comics and PU! They were god awful!
Ashton Kucher teaching Imperialism is very funny and you don't know true humour!

Hey, don't post your crap here if you aren't going to be able to take criticism. And smam's criticism is a lot more constructive than most.

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biped
April 6, 2004 11:39 AM

"Reading is good for your brain" had a good twist ending. "Ho ho ho" was pleasantly blatant.

As for punchlines, the only time I use them is when I am actually able to think of them.

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NooniePuuBunny
April 6, 2004 9:34 PM

"Life of a Robot" was good. Everything else was kind of...bland.

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TheNewSoup
April 7, 2004 12:37 AM

Those comics were all awesome. The best one was Ho ho ho. In fact, your humor style reminds me a lot of mine. Let's be a team of misunderstood comic heroes!

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smamurai
April 7, 2004 2:20 AM

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Listen, dumbass, if that is your real name. Not all comics need a punchline. It can still be funny without one. But you wouldn't know. I went through some of your comics and PU! They were god awful!
Ashton Kucher teaching Imperialism is very funny and you don't know true humour!

Nuh uh! Ashton Kucher teaching imperialism is funny-ish for two panels, then it becomes like one of those touch the car competitions. How dare you make me read through 6 panels of edutainment (without the tainment I might add). Dude, Where was the twist? You forgot the fucking twist. I mean tell the truth, when you read it does it get funnier and funnier as you read each panel? Do you start off giggling at the 1st panel only to find yourself rolling on the floor at the end as he continuously churns out the same schpiel(sp?)
No pay-off and I read it all 'cos I thought a comic that shit had to be building up to something good. I was wrong.

Welcome to a store and pizza are the only ones that are funny. All your other pretentious crap are just that. What,did you go to drama school or something to learn how to be funny? Irreverance has been done a thousand times before on this site and much better, your comics don't flow.

But maybe I am missing something, so if you would care to explain the thought process behind it maybe I will get it.

btw magazines like Loaded and comics like Viz are very good at the 'have a celebrity teach something mundane like Roy Scheider on How to build a Shed or something'but even they stick a twist in eventually.

Maybe it was coming in part 43? I will never know though 'cos I wouldn't want to read anymore of it.

Tell me which comics of mine you think were particularly shit and why, the chances are I might agree with you but until you even attempt to back up your statement I will just assume they were over your head.

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priapism
April 27, 2004 6:50 AM

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biped
April 27, 2004 8:34 AM

Are they singing "Big Love" by Fleetwood Mac?

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priapism
April 27, 2004 4:33 PM

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MikeyG
April 28, 2004 6:15 AM

These comics would be a lot less painful if I couldn't see them.

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biped
April 28, 2004 6:50 AM

It would have been a lot better if it had taken place on a farm.

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priapism
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