Seeing as how I made a joke about shitting in a spacesuit, god chose me to lead you all to a nice, happy place. I really think that this contest was made to put people in absurd places and see what they say. I've yet to see someone come up with an idea out of the ordinary, so I feel that I need to make this one really odd. Since today is "Comic Book Wednesday"(The day that the newest shipment of comic books come in.) why not include superheros? Here's your topic, so lets see some jokes!
"World's Worst Things To Say To A Superheros Family"