Walter was all set to help Tron defeat the evil Master Program, until he realized that all that Spam had rendered him too large to fit into the computer.
Norman had a hard time walking to work through the park in the summer when the Ultimate Frisbee players would take pot shots at him just to watch him disappear skywards in a puff of electrons.
quote:Norman had a hard time walking to work through the park in the summer when the Ultimate Frisbee players would take pot shots at him just to watch him disappear skywards in a puff of electrons.
It was after this that Norman began cycling to work, although the instant 90° turns on the highway only served to enrage the other motorists when they crashed into his jet wall.
"The best thing about sneaking into a girl's bedroom disguised as a floor lamp," Walter later told the police, "is when she plugs you in and flicks your switch."