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Deisel September 1, 2001 12:16 PM	Isn't it annoying when you post a topic and then...well heres an exaple. Post 1: I Think deisel a dick post 2: Yeah a floppy one... post 3: My dick is hard post 4: your dick is hard? post 5: you reading porn? post 6: porn rocks... post 7: yeah it's really nice... see how the conversation changes...thats my point... please don't change the subject!
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habnem September 1, 2001 4:59 PM	why, i'm not even going to dignify that with a response... CRAP!
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crabby September 1, 2001 11:10 PM	My dick is hard.
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skagg September 2, 2001 2:44 AM	take a leaf out of crabby's book, he is constantly funny now!
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Drexle September 2, 2001 2:57 AM	He's reading porn.
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crabby September 2, 2001 9:35 AM	Porn rocks...
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habnem September 2, 2001 10:08 AM	i've been "working on my adiabatic heat exchanger." SHIT! wrong thread.
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Drexle September 2, 2001 12:15 PM	quote: Porn rocks... Where's your enthusiasm?
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Deisel September 2, 2001 12:42 PM	um...I've lost it...Am I better this way or the spastic way?
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crabby September 2, 2001 8:01 PM	quote: quote: Porn rocks... Where's your enthusiasm? PORN ROCKS!!!!!
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skagg September 3, 2001 3:36 AM	crabby kicks some serious panda ass these days
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Haights September 3, 2001 10:19 AM	quote: crabby kicks some serious panda ass these days Pretty pretty dancing...
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bunnerabb
September 3, 2001 10:25 AM

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crabby kicks some serious panda ass these days
Pretty pretty dancing...

I saw a dancing panda at a fair one time, but I think it was really a puppet. Shari Lewis made a lot of money as a puppeteer. She had a sock puppet named Lambchops that looked like a sheep. Mint sauce is really good on lamb. Did you know that mis-struck coins from the U.S. Mint are worth more than their minted value?

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DexX
September 3, 2001 11:06 AM

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I saw a dancing panda at a fair one time, but I think it was really a puppet. Shari Lewis made a lot of money as a puppeteer. She had a sock puppet named Lambchops that looked like a sheep. Mint sauce is really good on lamb. Did you know that mis-struck coins from the U.S. Mint are worth more than their minted value?

I think this nicely illustrates that the Non Sequitur Donkey persona still has value.

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ladyjdotnet
September 3, 2001 12:49 PM

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I saw a dancing panda at a fair one time, but I think it was really a puppet. Shari Lewis made a lot of money as a puppeteer. She had a sock puppet named Lambchops that looked like a sheep. Mint sauce is really good on lamb. Did you know that mis-struck coins from the U.S. Mint are worth more than their minted value?
I think this nicely illustrates that the Non Sequitur Donkey persona still has value.

But that wasn't really a non sequitur. It was more of a tangent.

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gabe_billings September 3, 2001 1:02 PM	I'd say it was more of an LSD-induced haze.
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Drexle September 3, 2001 4:54 PM	quote: I'd say it was more of an LSD-induced haze. I'd say it was your mother, but it didn't suck enough.
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gabe_billings September 3, 2001 7:37 PM	If you're gonna take the trouble to insult me, at least have the fucking courtesy to put some effort into it. Snide mother putdowns may be fine for lesser men, but colossal geeks like me need a little more substance. Go take lessons from wirthling or ObiJo and don't come back 'til your insults can blister the paint off the side of your house.
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wirthling September 3, 2001 7:39 PM	quote: Snide mother putdowns may be fine for lesser men, but colossal geeks like me need a little more substance. Go take lessons from wirthling or ObiJo and don't come back 'til your insults can blister the paint off the side of your house. I've heard that your mother can suck the paint off the side of a house.
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ObiJo September 3, 2001 8:30 PM	quote: I've heard that your mother can suck the paint off the side of a house. Yep, Sherwin Williams gave her two thumbs up. She was sore for a week.
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gabe_billings September 3, 2001 10:43 PM	sniff That was beautiful. I rest my case.
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crabby September 4, 2001 3:40 AM	I heard your mom was beautiful. Take that Gabe. CHECK MATE!
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gabe_billings September 4, 2001 4:39 AM	quote: I heard your mom was beautiful. She is. I'll pass along your kind words. I'm sure she'll be pleased to hear them.
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Drexle September 4, 2001 3:15 PM	quote: If you're gonna take the trouble to insult me, at least have the fucking courtesy to put some effort into it. Considering such a colossal geek is the fruit of her loins, I can't quite think of anything to say about her that would be more insulting.
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gabe_billings September 4, 2001 8:44 PM	Boy, that one stung.
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bunnerabb September 4, 2001 8:48 PM	Ya mama so big, she use a yellow school bus for a harmonica.
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Drexle September 4, 2001 8:54 PM	quote: Boy, that one stung. Eh, I've always been better at insulting myself than others, but I gotta get my practice somehow. Next time, I'll get you... neeeext tiiiiime!!!
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bunnerabb September 4, 2001 8:58 PM	Ya mama so fat, they bought her a Malcom X jacket, and a helicoptor landed on her ass.
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mother_billings September 4, 2001 9:38 PM	I'm not a large woman, but I will put an old Ohio Asswhooping on all of you unpleasant sayers. And no popsicles for you, gabe, till you control your potty mouth friends.
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gabe_billings September 5, 2001 2:36 AM	Does killing them count as control?
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crabby September 5, 2001 4:40 AM	Depends on how you kill them.
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DexX September 5, 2001 8:51 AM	Yo momma so fat, NASA sent up a rocket to take photos of her back.
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flickguy September 5, 2001 9:21 AM	quote: Yo momma so fat, NASA sent up a rocket to take photos of her back. Guy in rocket: "Damn, I thought Wooly Mammoths were extinct!"
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DexX September 5, 2001 9:25 AM	Yo momma so fat, every time she takes a step on the pavement, her momma's back breaks. Sorry, that was shit. I promise not to make up any more.
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Deisel September 5, 2001 11:30 AM	Yo momma so fat if you light a match when she farts, it's like a nuclear fire! -----nope that was rubbish- let's try again!----- Yo momma so fat, she makes Deisel look like a turnip! -----that's better-----
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skagg September 5, 2001 12:08 PM	yo momma so fat and deisel is a little bitch
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Deisel September 5, 2001 12:11 PM	OK Maybe I'm not fitting in then...just when I was starting to cool off as well... ------------------------ Irony, thy name is Skagg ------------------------
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NeoVid September 5, 2001 3:42 PM	Yo mama's so ugly, her nickname is "DAMN!" Yo mama's so fat, she has "Goodyear" on all her clothes. Yo mama's so dumb, she doesn't know how many cans are in a sixpack. Yo mama's so nasty, she got mold growing in her underwear. I really am from the ghetto. It's fun. Really.
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bunnerabb September 5, 2001 3:58 PM	Ya mama so fat, you know that sign at McDonald's that say: "Over 100 Billion Served"? That's just ya mama. And the bitch stupid, too! It take her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Ya mama so ugly, she drove past my house, and the lawn died!
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ObiJo
September 5, 2001 4:41 PM

From the oldies but goodies list:

Yo mama so ugly, she has to tie a porkchop round her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama so stupid she went to a movie and saw "Under 17 not allowed" so the bitch went home and got 16 of her friends.

Yo mama so fat, if she sat on a quarter, a buger'd come flying out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so stupid, she wondering why Elvis don't tour no more.

I made that last one up just now. Can you tell? Yah, I thought so.

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Thomasisneat September 5, 2001 4:52 PM	Yo mamma so stupid, she once called you a son of a bitch. Word.
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crabby September 5, 2001 5:18 PM	Yo Mama so stupid she went to the bakery for a yeast infection.
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ladyjdotnet September 5, 2001 5:34 PM	Yo momma's so old, her Social Security number is 6! Yo momma's so old, she got Jesus' beeper number! Yo momma's so old, she fart's dust.
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Drexle September 5, 2001 5:36 PM	Ya mama's got so many crabs, I mistook her for a seafood buffet.
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Drexle September 5, 2001 5:42 PM	Yo mama so skank that when she walks down the beach, flocks of seaguls follow her.
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Drexle September 5, 2001 5:45 PM	Why does Gabe fuck donkeys? He wants a woman that reminds him of his mother.
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Drexle September 5, 2001 5:54 PM	32159
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DexX
September 6, 2001 9:03 AM

Yo momma so cheap, she got a sign sayin "Take a number n wait" on her bedroom door.

Yo momma so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick - she went in the ugly forest and a fuckin ugly tree fell on her head.

Yo momma so cheap, she heard on TV six hundred people went down on the Titanic, and she said, "I beat that!"

Yo momma so fat, she beeps when she walks backwards.

Yo momma so fat, she got WIDE tattooed on one ass cheek, and LOAD tattooed on the other.

Yo momma so ugly, the doctor paid her to stand outside and make people sick.

Yo momma so dumb, she got lost in a phone booth.

...okay, that'll do for now.

True story that I tried to turn into a "Yo momma" but couldn't translate effectively: I had a friend a few years back who was a big boy. I would guess that, at the time, he weighed between two and three times my own weight, and even when I was skinny I was heavy. Anyway, we went out drinking one night in my home town, and went walking down the main street of town. We had just crossed the road, I was in front, and I happened to glance back and see that this friend of mine had tripped... and was falling right at me. I shit you not - I RAN. If he had fallen on me, he could have done some serious damage! I told him about it years later, and he thought it was pretty funny... :)

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wirthling September 6, 2001 11:49 AM	quote: Yo momma so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick - she went in the ugly forest and a fuckin ugly tree fell on her head. A variation: Yo momma fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
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crabby September 10, 2001 9:03 PM	Yo mamas so slow she was running and it looked like she was walking. Now thats an insult that stings.
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