Read my damn comics. I know they suck. But read them anyway!

Read these damn comics!

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I have endured...where's my cookie?! =O

They're interesting...

...now can I have my cookie? And is it chocolate chip? With huge chunks of chocolate? @_@ *drools*

I knew they sucked, and I read them anyway, just as I was commanded to do.

i knew this really homosexual guy named alkoholik who tired to con me into reading his comics by offering free beer. i mean i know the difference between beer and semen...i was just drunk

*gives everyone a cookie with big chocolate chip chunks* Now... I will die soon. *Dies*

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Now... I will die soon. *Dies*

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*gives CowTipper a cookie* Hmm.. *gets a machine that automatically gives the kind of cookie the people want* No one knows I'm here.. heh *Runs away* *trips and falls off a cliff*

Dang. Where is that guy? The machine ate my cookie.

*climbs out of the machine, running with a huge armfull of cookies* mweeeheheheee!

*types stage directions between two asterisks, hits "save", submits pointless post*

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*types stage directions between two asterisks, hits "save", submits pointless post*

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"HEE HAW!!! ME SLAP YOU WITH TWO-MONTH OLD ROTTING FISH!!! BEEP-BEEP!!! SHUT UP, BUTTFACE!!! GRRR!!!"