I'm new here and most of my comics suck, but check them out anyway if you want. I've been browsing through some of all of your comics and they're really funny. Ok, well I know I just set myself up to be laughed at and rejected, but oh well. Just saying hi.

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Ok, well I know I just set myself up to be laughed at and rejected, but oh well. Just saying hi.

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Well, I like your strips, Chicka.

I also like that you did not demand to be loved.

*gets out the electric cattleprod and the bucket of goat's blood*

Time for the initiation ritual!

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*gets out the electric cattleprod and the bucket of goat's blood*

Time for the initiation ritual!

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Truth is DexX carries that cattleprod and bucket o' blood around everywhere and then just makes up excuses to use them. Like, "Time to initiate" or "Who wants an exotic massage?"

We've been planning an intervention for months, but it's been a little tough since no one really wants to confront a man holding a cattleprod and a bucket of blood.

Someone used a vowel! Time for a celebratory proddin'!

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Someone used a vowel! Time for a celebratory proddin'!

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*gets out the electric cattleprod and the bucket of goat's blood*

Time for the initiation ritual!

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My favorite of your comics is this one

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I was a DJ at the teeny tiny radio station at my small college. I often had that thought....

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Ha Ha Ha I'm ready!
*pulls out toilet seat waxed in motor-oil and a log*

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I was a DJ at the teeny tiny radio station at my small college. I often had that thought....

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Maybe they're all skitz's.

I mean, what if no one is listening? Are they only talking to themselves?

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Schitzophrenia is the inability to properly perceive reality, and is completely separate from multiple personality disorder no it's not yes it is, you fool.

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Schitzophrenia is the inability to properly perceive reality, and is completely separate from multiple personality disorder no it's not yes it is, you fool.

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Schizophrenia doesn't have a t in it. Please, everyone - if you think you have been possessed by the spirit of King Pedantic Smirking Fuck, pick up a dictionary and double-check your spelling.

Sorry to be a prick, but I hate to see DrPedantic being diluted...

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Wouldn't you like to be a pedantic smirking fuck too? [tm]

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Wouldn't you like to be a pedantic smirking fuck too? [tm]

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Schitzophrenia is the inability to properly perceive reality, and is completely separate from multiple personality disorder no it's not yes it is, you fool.

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Schizophrenia doesn't have a t in it. Please, everyone - if you think you have been possessed by the spirit of King Pedantic Smirking Fuck, pick up a dictionary and double-check your spelling.

Sorry to be a prick, but I hate to see DrPedantic being diluted...

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Don't apologize. Just call them donkey fuckers.

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Don't apologize. Just call them donkey fuckers.

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was that advice you were given before your sentencing or by the judge as they sentenced you?

Actually my lawyer told me that. I think he had a lunch date or something cuz he also told me to not wear pants and ask the sentencing jury about their children.

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Actually my lawyer told me that. I think he had a lunch date or something cuz he also told me to not wear pants and ask the sentencing jury about their children.

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