Would have to be Matt MacFarland right now. Bargain Bin is by far the funniest stuff I have read in a good while. Talented kid, is he.

I think he will be huge someday.

Hope, rather.

-E
http://www.kalaproductions.com

shut up

i dont like you telling me what to like

oh but skagg, i was merely voicing my own opinion

bollocks!

i dont need you!

Oh dear, skagg took some grumpy pills with his breakfast this morning...

they got mixed up with my tic tacs

NOOOOOO!
He...here comes a...a...another p...p...p...POEM!

I like tic-tacs

When they are waxed in Deisel and honey

I like chicken

When I smear it with a bunny

I like candy

all sweet and and all sour

I like cheese
thats been draged up the Eifle tower???

all for now (YAAAAAAY!)

i like cactii when theyre shoved up deisel's arse

i like knives when they're in deisel's eyes

i like graves when they read "deisel, what a dick he was" on them

i like deisel

or at least the version of deisel in my own little dream world

that version is dead you see

You are really pissing me of Skagg, don't think you're da man jus' 'cos you like taking the micky.

deisel, you pissed me off a long time ago

and i would happily inform you that giving you these burns makes me feel like a big man so shut up

I've got five bucks on skagg.

One would have to be as dumb as deisel to take that bet.

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I like fights between Deisel and Skagg
Will either one say "ur a f4g?"

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I like fights between Deisel and Skagg
Will either one say "ur a f4g?"

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I like fights between Deisel and Skagg
Will either one say "ur a f4g?"

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Joining the forums?
Please find enclosed
One kick to the groin
One punch in the nose

When I first came in,
things smoothly did sail;
the punch and the kick
got lost in the mail.

I've been here a bit
and the mail must go through.
My posts are too many,
my comics too few.

I think however,
I'm still a contender.
Punch and kick mailed,
stamped "Return to sender."

We didn't forget you
Or misplace your shipment
It's just that you're wearing
Defensive equipment

(See collector's plate thread)

"Protective equipment" is really a better choice of words.

No point to this verse,
I just like to rhyme,
Though skagg could stomp deisel,
Oh yeah, any time.

Deisel is stupid,
Skagg is a geezer.
Deisel'll be wearing
A toe-tag in a freezer.

Sorry to say, but
I'm not a great poet.
Though I don't have to tell you -
You already know it.

One final note -
Deisel's poems suck arse.
That point is important,
So I don't really feel compelled to rhyme or get the rhythm right.

I have nothing to add here
No new words are mine
Except you all've forgotten
The vital last line.

Burma Shave

boorite's last poem
strayed from the scheme.
I'm not Doc Pedantic,
but I am on his team. :)

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boorite's last poem
strayed from the scheme.
I'm not Doc Pedantic,
but I am on his team. :)

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Oops, widen LadyJ's smiley so it can serve as an apostrophe.

(A typo like the one above could be a catastrophe!)

The best comic artist was Jeff Macnelly, but he's dead.

I guess i like Gary Larson better now.

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boorite's last poem
strayed from the scheme.
I'm not Doc Pedantic,
but I am on his team. :)

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Sure, but probably not by you, and definitely not with whatever-the-fuck that thing is.

By an experienced and likable Top with a thuddy flogger, on the other hand - sure!

By the way, you can't see that much of my scalp through my hair in real life, and I tend not to wear red turtleneck pants-suits.

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Sure, but probably not by you, and definitely not with whatever-the-fuck that thing is.

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