To donate, you must first chop your wang off, wave it around in public, break dance on it, shout, "Hey Nonny-Nonny, fo-wing-ding-d'oh," and then puke your intestines in to your ass. Then send money. There is a $5,000,000 minimum, unless you're in Japan, where it's a 1,994,244,576,944 yen minimum. You must also sell your dog to a Korean restaurant.
That being said, maybe you should just skip the whole proccess and never show your face around here again.
